By Almie Rose
From the monthly archives:
Last night was bizarre. First of all, yesterday began with The Mad Men casting. I waited in a long ass line only to be told at the front of it that since I was not registered with central casting I needed to come back tomorrow. Oh hell naw. I called my mom and begged her [...]
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“Just what do boys consider petting? Everyone seems to have an idea — but nobody really knows. I would appreciate a frank answer to this question.” Well, you certainly have asked a big question. And the answer is not an easy one to give because necking definitions vary with the area in which one lives. [...]
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I’ve finally crawled out from under the rock I’ve been living and watched “Twilight” last night. First of all I had almost no idea what it was about other than a teen vampire falling for a normal teen. So I guess my first question is, was the film supposed to be hilarious? Because I think [...]
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As I mentioned previously I’m now going to focus this blog on dating advice. But not my advice because I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing. This advice comes from Art Unger, editor of Datebook’s Complete Guide to Dating. In my popular post on dating I expressed my desire to well, actually go on [...]
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Friends, a few years ago I found a book in my parent’s garage from the 1960 titled “Datebook’s Complete Guide To Dating”. You can bet your sweet bippy that excerpts are going to appear on this blog along with my charming commentary. If that’s something you’re interested in then stick around. Otherwise you can go [...]
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Today was my last day of filming in my “blink and you’ll miss it” feature film debut! But it was very fun. I play a bartender. I always want to be a bartender until I actually go to a bar and then I see how crowded it is and how I’m afraid of counting and [...]
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Sometimes I think my life would be easier if I lived in a community where everyone wore the same thing. Like those women from the Zion Ranch. They all have slight variations of the same brightly colored dress with the puffy sleeves. I know this because I watch Oprah (OK wait, in my defense I [...]
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