By Almie Rose
May
24
2009
Sweet sassy molassy! I started a “Make-Up” set on flickr in which I take photos of myself in different make-up (like the one above) because, much like a drag queen, I love to see how I can transform my face into different looks, as I squeal with delight. As I said the photos consist of [...]
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May
19
2009
You know how people try to make you feel better about being single by telling you, “Hey he’s out there looking for you, he just hasn’t found you yet!”? WELL HE SHOULD GET A FUCKING GPS BECAUSE THIS IS BULLSHIT. I have been waiting and I keep thinking that I’ve met him and instead I [...]
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May
8
2009
What is with super beautiful women pairing up with super not beautiful men? Are they super talented? Super rich? Super man? Superman? Batman? Wait what’s going on you guys? Oh right. Pretty women with ugly dudes. Now this gives me hope because I’ve been told I’m beautiful (by myself, looking in the mirror, this counts [...]
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May
7
2009
You listen to me, facebook. You listen good and hard. Ready?: YOU ARE A LIFE RUINER. Yes. Yes, before you came along, Facebook, I was completely content with not knowing what my ex’s new girlfriend looked like. I didn’t have to know that maybe my friends all went out one night to a rad party, [...]
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May
1
2009
OK everyone by now you know that I feel that no one really dates anymore so perhaps your question for me is, 1.) “So Almie, what sort of date WOULD you like to go on?” Or maybe your question is, 2.) “Why are you such a bitch?” I’m going to answer the first question because [...]
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