From the monthly archives:

June 2009

I don’t claim to know anything about anything. This blog is for entertainment purposes only. Now and then I like to share some advice or tongue-in-cheek wisdom and if you get something out of that I think that’s fantastic. But I don’t really know anything. One BIG thing that I do NOT know how to [...]

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Posted in: i guess this is advice, if you want it., you know

Hey Girl. So you have a boyfriend. That’s great! You have someone’s lap to sit on at picnics. You have someone to take to your friend’s party. You don’t need to scout out guys at said party. Because you’ll be holding your boyfriend’s arm, tracing his veins with your fingertip, something all couples wind up [...]

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Jun

27

2009

Strange Weather.

I’m sorry I haven’t posted in a few days. Between Farrah and MJ dying it’s been a very strange couple of days. We live near the Jackson home and all of our streets are blocked off and as I was jogging I got stopped by the news for an interview. The whole thing is just [...]

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Jun

24

2009

My Sim Life.

Meet my Sim boyfriend. His name is Clifford (I didn’t name him). I think he’s totally dreamy in a Jean-Paul Belmondo sort of way. He was unemployed when I met him and now he has a job as a “fan”. Uh, OK. I moved into his house after our marriage because it was bigger than [...]

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Posted in: this is sad

First of all, you NEVER want to look your best. Why? Because once people see you at your best, everything is downhill from there. You’ve set the bar too high. Every time you see them you won’t look as thin, pretty, handsome, healthy, whatever. You always want to look good but you want to give [...]

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Posted in: trying to be like audrey hepburn, wonky advice

If you’re like me, then you’re a jealous person. And if you’re more jealous than I am that makes me jealous. Does that give you some idea of how jealous I am? Unfortunately it’s not cool to be jealous. If it were I would be like Chuck Bass…or…Brian Setzer…or whoever the fuck kids think is [...]

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Jun

12

2009

OFF TO SAN FRAN

I’m off to San Francisco for a week. I may update, I may not. Does anyone want to recommend any fantastic vintage stores in San Fran? Or anything else? Feel free to show off your cool knowledge of this city.

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