By Almie Rose
Jul
15
2009
I just want to make one thing perfectly clear: I would hit it so hard. I would wreck him. He would need to go to the hospital. He would probably sprain various body parts. I know his bones are getting weak, so this is just a fair warning. You think you’ve had heart problems in [...]
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Jul
12
2009
The cool kids are different from you and me. They’re cool. The cool kids always look effortless. The cool kids know that effort is something to have but not to show. Like money. The cool kids are everywhere. You’re always running into them, and sometimes they don’t remember you, but you don’t want to tell [...]
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Jul
11
2009
Bear with me. I know I’m a little late in talking about Michael Jackson and what he means to me. To be honest I didn’t think I could bear in adding my voice to this sad chorus, sad because of his death but also, to be one of many who thinks a celebrity actually meant [...]
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Jul
8
2009
Friendship is very important these days. What with technology being what it is we can stay connected in ways never thought possible. Are you following your friends on twitter? Are they following you? That’s the kicker, isn’t it, when a friend isn’t following you on twitter? That’s when you need to re-evaluate your friendship. But [...]
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Jul
7
2009
Dream weddings are so 1996. Oh I know what you’re thinking: “Gee Almie, sounds to me like you just picked an arbitrary date.” WELL OK I FUCKING DID. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH 1996, I ADMIT IT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK AT THE ANGUISH YOU’VE CAUSED. GO TO YOUR ROOM. EAT A SHARPIE. But back [...]
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Jul
4
2009
Do you like Gossip Girl? Do you like Michael Caine? Then you’ll love GOSSIP MICHAEL CAINE: http://twitter.com/gossipmcaine (p.s. yes i made this. who else could be so strange? xxoo)
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Jul
2
2009
I’m sick with a mysterious something so I’ve been spending my time watching Veronica Mars, True Blood, and Fringe. Summer is here but I don’t feel like dancing in the streets; if anything I feel like lying in bed and watching more television and movies. Thus I bring you: favorite summer themed movies. In no [...]
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