By Almie Rose
From the monthly archives:
I guess it’s time to say goodbye to the summer. Except for not really, because when you live in Southern California, there is no summer, there is Sprummerfall. You can go to the beach any day of the year, especially in September, it gets hottest in September. It gets cold in January, but only at [...]
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Mufasa’s death was a terrible tragedy; but to lose Simba, who had barely begun to live… For me it is a deep personal loss. So it is with a heavy heart that I assume the throne. Yet, out of the ashes of this tragedy, we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era… [...]
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Women were so powerful in the 80s, right, with their power jobs and power suits and power hair. They weren’t going to take your crap. Sigourney would not take your crap. Melanie might. But Sigourney? No, Sigourney was all about business. Business and aliens but mostly business. If you didn’t want to do something you’d [...]
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I don’t know what’s going on with me — maybe it’s sheer laziness — but for the first time in what feels like forever o’clock I don’t want a boyfriend. Cue Fred Willard, smiling, “Wha hoppen?!” I don’t know, Fred Willard, I don’t know. I think I just don’t care anymore. The only men I [...]
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WHO AM I? I just got bangs and I feel like my whole personality is different. In acting it’s very important to find your “type”. My type is quirky/artsy/bitchy Ellen Page bullshit, apparently, but I hate EP so I’m trying to sell a more Lizzy Caplan & Zooey Deschanel type vibe. (Although let me say [...]
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This is probably backwards thinking on my part but what really upsets me is when an ex’s current girlfriend/fling is less attractive than I am. If she’s more attractive then I can think, “Eh, whatever” but if she’s ugly then I think, “Holy shit, then what was I? I thought I was reasonably good looking [...]
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