August 2009

Aug

11

2009

The Coolest Kid In L.A.

OK everyone, stop your searching, I have found the coolest kid in LA. His name is Cliff Weber. And he happens to be my cousin. Wow! Why is Cliff so cool? Well, he’s not a douche. No, really! You know how most cool kids are douchey? Cliff isn’t. But mainly Cliff is cool because he [...]

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Posted in: my cousin cliff, the coolest kid in LA

Aug

7

2009

Let’s All Just Feel Badly For Ourselves.

Remember all of that stuff I say about “letting it go” or something? Sometimes you just want to drink and eat McDonalds and feel sorry for yourself. Or maybe that’s just me. I don’t care, it’s my blog, I’ll write whatever I want. Anyway. Here you go, self (and possibly others), for when you want [...]

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Posted in: music, Oh that's dark, what's going on you guys

Aug

6

2009

What You Need To Do.

Starring the cast of “La Piscine”. The first thing you need to do, if you’re a man, is to get a pair of womens sunglasses. Look at Alain Delon. He looks like a complete moron. But doesn’t he also look European and suave? OK, being European, like Delon, probably helps in looking European. But the [...]

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Posted in: alain delon, jane birkin, la piscine, lighten up it's just fashion, most of these tags i will probably never use again, movies

Aug

5

2009

I Want To Be A Rock Star. Kind Of.

If I had an album, this would be the cover: It would be all Beatles songs as sung by the actual Beatles. So basically it would be Magical Mystery Tour but with a different cover. I suppose at some point I would be sued or something and would have to actually record songs, maybe even [...]

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Posted in: lazy photoshop

Aug

3

2009

True Lies. Nothing To Do With The Film.

“It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.” — Homer Simpson On what occasion is it okay to lie? There is, after all, a time and place for everything, right? Given that 5% of the people you are going to meet are actually going to want to hear your true opinion, [...]

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