By Almie Rose
From the monthly archives:
We’ll get back to our usual Apocalypstick in just a bit but I wanted to take the time to thank the kind girl at Beauty Bar who held the broken bathroom door stall closed for me. That was really cool of you. I hope I find you one day so I can thank you. You [...]
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I think from now on I’m just going to stop caring about anything. So many of my friends have “accidentally” gotten book deals or small parts in movies just by chance. (This again reminds me that I should just stop checking facebook.) I am going to apply this to everything I do in life. I’m [...]
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Sweet fancy fuck. Yesterday I went to a fashion show where I met three foreign boys who were cute but were also dumber than a box of cats. (“Do you know where there is a taco truck around here?” “No?” “Oh so you are not local?” “I am, but I don’t know where there is [...]
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January Jones/Betty Draper Impression from Almie Rose on Vimeo. “But Alex,” she asked, “How can I repay you for helping me with my website?” “Do a January Jones impression,” he said. And it was done.
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Nadia Cassini, a very rad woman. I have once been told that I look like her. It was the highlight of my day, my week, my month, even my year. I’ve got to believe that it’s going to get better. I need to, like Rod Stewart, find a reason to believe. It’s not always going [...]
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INTERESTING WAYS TO KILL MYSELF: 1.) Go to Universal Studios, get on the tram ride; once on ride wait until the tram comes to the part of the tour with the “broken bridge”; as tram crosses “breaking” bridge, wait for tour guide to give the spiel about how the bridge is out; scream, “THE BRIDGE [...]
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Lately I can’t stop listening to pop music. I switch between KIIS FM and the new station that’s on 97.1. I just go back and forth. If KIIS has a commercial I go to the other one; if the other one is playing something I don’t recognize I switch to the one; and so on [...]
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