By Almie Rose
From the monthly archives:
Sometimes really cute boys come into work. No, like, really cute. Like after he leaves, “Oh My God did you guys see that guy who was just in here?” cute. Our policy is to ask for ID with every credit card purchase so sometimes I can get the guy’s name and then google them. WHAT? [...]
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My friend Laura really knows how to pose in photos. She’s incredible.The only person you can really ever depend on is yourself, so don’t let yourself down!You can exercise every day but if you eat crap it’s not going to make a damn difference. Opportunities are there for you to take advantage of. If you [...]
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Last night at GaGa’s concert she told us, “Remember monsters, when you’re feeling lonely, I’m feeling lonely too.” I extend that to you too, readers. When you’re feeling lonely, awkward, confused, depressed, hungry, and frustrated, I too am feeling lonely, awkward, confused, depressed, hungry and frustrated. She asked us if we could guess what she [...]
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Happy Hanukah! That being said, Happy Christmas! My dearest friend Laura of Gumdrop Lane and I recorded two holiday cards for everyone and we’d like to share them with you. Find them at Gumdrop Lane. And keep checking her page for our special ~~Christmas Movie~~ that will probably embarrass us. You can tell Christmas is [...]
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“Two hours? Why’d they build this ghost town so far away?”“Because they discovered gold right over there.”“It’s because they’re stupid, that’s why. That’s why everybody does everything.” I have a problem. Well, I have lots of problems. I can never keep my desk organized. Right now it’s an explosion of papers and tylenol cold pills. [...]
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Winter’s here and it’s time to snuggle by the fire and watch a classic holiday film. And we all know what that classic is: that’s right, The Shining. Buh? Why so surprised, Jack? The Shining has it all: a beautiful winter wonderlandscape, family, and the true meaning of Christmas (note: conclusions upon viewing may vary). [...]
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Even though I’m long out of high school, my friend Kimme will always be one of the cool kids to me. Kimme and I went to high school together but we were a grade apart. Even though we had to wear school uniforms Kimme always managed to stand out and not in an obnoxious way, [...]
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