By Almie Rose
From the monthly archives:
“Dear Luke Perry, How’s it hanging, bro?” No wait, that’s dumb, let me start over. “Dear Luke Perry, I’ve been thinking about you” No that’s fucking creepy. “Dear Luke Perry, How are you? I know we don’t know each other so it may seem weird for me to address you like we do, asking how [...]
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Apocalypstick Answers! from Almie Rose on Vimeo. I asked you guys to send in questions via formspring for me to answer in a video. Thank you for participating! I got so many questions and I wished I could have included them all. As is, the video is 6 minutes which is kind of a lot. [...]
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Good evening, paper gangstas. I hope your weekend was EXPLOSIVE. I got a question on formspring asking me why I don’t do more videos and if maybe I could answer some questions in a video. I totally can. Though I don’t know if people really care to ask me any questions or to know the [...]
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Hi gang! I’m so sorry it has taken me so long to update. I’ve been busy. Those Tivo’d Oprah episodes aren’t going to watch themselves. Last night I went out with some friends and a guy asked me what my background was. “Are you mixed?” Confused, I asked, “Like, biracial?” To which he said, “No, [...]
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photo by Laura at http://gumdroplane.blogspot.com/ I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what kind of book I want to write. A few people have told me that I’m like the new Carrie Bradshaw. I think that’s rad and I would love to be the new Carrie Bradshaw if only for license to dress more creatively. [...]
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NER NER NER NER. NER NER NER NER. *CLAP CLAP* That, of course, is the phonetic spelling of the classic theme song for Beverly Hills 90210. Picture it: a sleepy little town where the prom girl was found dead, wrapped in plastic, and everyone is a suspect. Wait what the hell am I talking about? [...]
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Sometimes I just feel like crying. I don’t know why. There isn’t any reason. I just feel like it’s something to do. Usually I can cry on demand but sometimes it just doesn’t happen. I don’t know if it’s because I’m dehydrated or what. But I can’t do it. Then I feel like a huge [...]
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