By Almie Rose
Mar
30
2010
Previously on Sitting Awkwardly On The Couch I went to a party and tried to hit on Edward Scissorhands guy. He wasn’t interested and left me on the couch when I noticed The Cute Guy With Hair In His Face. We talked a lot and then I left. I didn’t think I would hear from [...]
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Mar
28
2010
Once upon a time I went to a party. A boy that I liked from acting class was going to be there. He kind of looked like Edward Scissorhands, which is one of my types. I didn’t know anyone else at the party except for the host, who kind of had a Russell Brand thing [...]
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Mar
22
2010
“If you write about us on your blog, be kind. Don’t be honest; be kind.” Someone said this to me at brunch today. He had an English accent so you can only imagine how awesome this sounded. Conan O’Brien recently told us all to, “work hard and be kind.” It appears that cynicism is out [...]
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Mar
19
2010
Hi Everyone, I’m back. With photos! This shit is indoors. My Life With Nicolas Cage: A Love Story. Enjoy the swingin’ tunes of Ann-Margret. She’s one of my all time favorites. Thirteen Men — Ann-Margret There’ll Be Some Changes Made — Ann-Margret You’re The Boss — Ann-Margret & Elvis The Good Life — Ann-Margret C’est [...]
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Mar
14
2010
Photo from www.relivelastnight.com. Yesterday marks one year that I have had this blog. I want to thank you guys for reading this thing. I want to thank you for telling your friends about it. I want to thank you for leaving comments. Whenever I see a comment notice in my inbox my heart swells. I [...]
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Mar
12
2010
Dad, STOP READING MY BLOG. Love, MeTrick Pony — Charlotte Gainsbourg
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Mar
9
2010
Dear Future Almie, We did it!! We are so successful! I’m not sure what it is we’re successful at, but we are! And we have our own house, and it’s like that one Scarlett Johansson sold, with the glass ceiling. We always tell ourselves we’ll spend an afternoon just reading in that room but we’re [...]
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