Comments on: Your Muppet Man Guide.

By: Vote Simpson/Hemstead

Vote Simpson/Hemstead — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 17:33:34 +0000

My girlfriend sent me the link, but asked me to answer the question first before I clicked on the link. This is what I emailed her.

Gonzo was always my favorite when I was a kid. Still is probably king of the muppets for me.
Floyd was always the muppet I wanted to be, because he was so cool and he played sax. He’s part of the reason why I learned saxophone.
Pepe the King Prawn is my favorite new muppet, closely followed by Bobo the Bear.
Statler (somehow more than Waldorf) appeal more and more to me the older I get.
There is no NOT loving Kermit as the perfect moral compass within a collection of id-driven characters populating a sweet but immoral world.
Grover is my favorite Sesame Street muppet, followed by Ernie.
The Yip Yip Aliens were always my favorite “abstracts”.

So I guess I’m a fun artsy sax playing type who is in to kinky sex. I’m waaay too into the Muppets for a 30-something who has a blog.
I also have a really good understanding of the difference between near and far, as well as an unhealthy love of rubber duckies.

Oh yeah, I was totally trying to get into her pants.

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HelloGiggles – Your Muppet Man Guide — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 13:02:25 +0000

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By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 31 May 2011 19:13:15 +0000

Ditto

By: stefanie

stefanie — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:28:17 +0000

what about guys that liked Beaker the most?!?!?

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By: Mal Baker

Mal Baker — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 18:39:11 +0000

God damn people mixing up Sesame Street and the Muppets. My ex-boyfriend said “Snuffy.” It was one of those moments when I was like, shit dude, I’m glad I’m not sleeping in your bed anymore.

On a related note, Snuffy is pretty cool.

By: Madison Ann

Madison Ann — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:42:12 +0000

this stoner/hippy guy i like said beaker… but to be fair, i am a rather abusive person… i also asked if he could think of any others and he said no… what does that tell you?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 06:36:01 +0000

Muppet Babies. Nanny. Thought she was my mom in cartoon form. -Danny

By: Clem

Clem — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:30:20 +0000

This is alarmingly accurate

By: Jane

Jane — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:53:58 +0000

Love this! Rowlf is for sure my favorite. My fiance likes Fozzie. However, I'm the one who's into stand-up, and he's the kind, goofy, and endearing one. Maybe we were attracted to each other because deep down, we knew we'd found our perfect Muppet.