By Almie Rose
Apr
28
2010
Hey you guys! I’m so excited! My two articles for Genlux Magazine are on the stands now (It’s the Spring Issue, the one with Lydia Hearst on the cover)! Here I am posing with them because I have such an over-inflated sense of accomplishment! “How Much Is Too Much?” I ask, in the matters of [...]
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Apr
25
2010
An awesome friend of mine really blew my mind today and she did it via the words of Ben Affleck. I know. I cursed her for making me think that Ben Affleck was a remotely intelligent and/or thoughtful person. But it appears that he is. Here’s what happened. I was being a big baby and [...]
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Apr
19
2010
A friend of mine (who will remain nameless, under threat of her fist to my face) is having a hard time finding a guy. She’s not even looking for something serious. She just wants someone to charge a little something to her AmEx, if you know what I’m saying. She wants Santa to give her [...]
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Apr
15
2010
“Tell me who’s invited: you, your friends and my dick.” – Kanye West On here I can say (mostly) whatever I want but in social events I’m oddly shy (unless I’ve been drinking). People mistake my shyness for pure bitchiness and no one talks to me. Thus when I am included I try very [...]
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Apr
11
2010
I’m sorry but who were those assholes who said money can’t buy you happiness? It wasn’t The Beatles; they said money can’t buy you love, and I agree with that. But money can definitely buy you happiness. Think it doesn’t? Tell that to the women in Sephora. If I had money I would buy a [...]
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Apr
7
2010
Look! Everything’s all new and shiny! Like when you buy clothes at the mall, and you take them home, and they’re so crisp and clean you don’t even want to put them on their hanger yet; you almost just want to take photos of them, in their pristine condition, and look at them whenever you [...]
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Apr
3
2010
Previously on Sitting Awkwardly On The Couch I hung out with Cute Guy With Hair In His Face. I wasn’t sure what I was looking for. We went out to dinner and it fell flat. Unfortunately right when I realized I really liked him, he stopped responding to my texts. I never heard from Cute [...]
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