By Almie Rose
May
27
2010
I didn’t know that Catherine Deneuve married Wilson from “House”! Amazing. Remember when I had my dream funeral? By the way, in the great migration from blogger to wordpress, all of my precious comments on previous posts were lost. I remember there being quite a few funny responses on my funeral post and I am [...]
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May
26
2010
WORKING TITLES FOR MY BOOK Apocalypstick Apocalypstick: True Tales of True Mistakes Apocalypstick: Stories of My Misspent Youth Apocalypstick: By Bret Easton Ellis Apocalypstick: I Don’t Even Know I Don’t Even Know I Will Get Drunk and Hit On Your Boyfriend I Don’t Know What I’m Doing: Please Buy This Book And It Was The [...]
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May
23
2010
Lately I’ve been doing this odd thing where I show up for events 1-2 weeks early. My friend/coworker had an art show out in Valenica or something that I dragged my poor friend Dave to and when we got there I called her, asking, “Hey where are you?” and she called back, worried with, “My [...]
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May
22
2010
As promised (to no one but myself into my glass of riesling), here are photos from my trip. Just to prove I was there. Although they’re not really typical “brother graduated from college” photos. Those are on a private website where my mom can gush over them and I can applaud myself for using the [...]
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May
20
2010
I’m back from my east coast excursion. My brother is all freshly graduated and off to Cape Cod for an internship. I’m back here, drinking Starbucks like it’s my job. I missed you all and I missed this blog. Did you miss me? I kind of hope that you did. Oh who am I kidding, [...]
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May
6
2010
Let’s say that you go to an amusement park, a place known as a sort of most elated location on our planet. Let’s say it may or may not be located in Southern California and the mascot may or may not be a mouse. Let’s just pretend, just for fun, that you decide it would [...]
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May
3
2010
It’s just another part of me. Have you all gotten Genlux yet? Are you all sick of me talking about getting Genlux yet? That’s reasonable. I’m working on my next piece for the mag. It’s about exes. And also about trying to stop comparing myself to my boyfriend’s exes. Because we are all just people [...]
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