“We have to get a better understanding of who we are as people before I ruin my credit rating,” begins Bret Easton Ellis’s debut novel. OK actually it doesn’t, but that sounds like something he would write, doesn’t it? I relish Bret Easton Ellis. I feel like “love” is too common a word and “adore” [...]
Posted in: Brigitte Bardot, Los Angeles
THINGS I CAN DO TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE LESS OF A FAILURE IN LIFE (Aside from the Obvious Like “Make More Money”): Be able to walk into a bar, announce, “Drinks are on me!” and actually mean it. Learn something other than the word for airport in the “Learn French” 2 CD set my [...]
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At some point in your life, and maybe it’s happened already, but somebody is going to try to Parent Trap you. This is not what you probably think it is. I don’t mean that after your divorce your twin daughters are going to go through an elaborate scheme to get you and your ex spouse [...]
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