By Almie Rose
Aug
30
2010
(Cover by the amazing Emily.) TRACKLISTING: 1. I’m Not In Love — 10cc 2. The Air That I Breathe — Olivia Newton-John 3. If You Could Read My Mind — Gordon Lightfoot 4. Without You — Harry Nilsson 5. If You Leave Me Now — Chicago 6. At Seventeen — Janis Ian 7. How Deep Is [...]
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Aug
26
2010
There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don’t see any other way out. He’s got to be stopped. And I have to stop him. I don’t even need to remember things anymore, not when I have Google. The internet remembers [...]
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Aug
23
2010
My friend Chloe surprised me at work a few days ago (and it was a surprise to her, too; I don’t think she knew I was working that day. Also, don’t bother asking me where I work because I am not going to ever tell you, Internet.) I was standing in the corner, smelling our [...]
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Aug
18
2010
My best friend in the world, Sony (pictured above), died unexpectedly this morning. (You may remember him from such films as “How To Get Over A Break-Up”). He was completely wonderful. He followed me everywhere, and if I forgot to leave my bedroom door open for him he would cry until I opened it. We [...]
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Aug
12
2010
Fun With Apocalypstick! from Almie Rose on Vimeo.
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Aug
10
2010
I’ve been unsure of how to approach this topic. But I think it must be said. Just because I am a young woman and I am alone does not give you permission to start hitting on me. I don’t want your attention. I just want a cup of coffee. I just want to pick up [...]
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Aug
5
2010
“Excuse me,” I overhear you ask, in your lovely New Zealand accent, Yes? I wonder, “But if my wife doesn’t like this hat, can I return it?” FUCK YOU NEW ZEALAND MAN. FUCK YOU WITH YOUR HAIR AND YOUR FACE AND YOUR SHIRT AND YOUR JEANS AND YOUR VOICE. GUESS WHAT BUDDY? ALL SALES ARE [...]
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