Match.com is one of the many Internet dating sites that I’ve helped friends with; by which I mean, making over their dating profile. Because being single sucks. Or, it does for me. Most of the time. Probably because I need so much attention. “Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. [...]
Facebook. Facebook sucks. Facebook is designed to fuck you over. Facebook is not your friend. Please read my embarrassing story of Facebook horror as a warning. Do not let this happen to you. Consider this your friendly cautionary tale. I was seeing this guy. He mentioned early on that he had an ex wife and I was [...]
You. No, not you. The other you. Maybe. I would now like to address all of the different Yous. As in, more than one person. As in, this is not all about one person. You need to stop. This is my fault, I should have been more direct. It’s not going to happen. You are working on being [...]
Full disclosure: this post is sponsored by AZO. Keep it real, ladies. The holiday express is choo chooing down the track and you either have to hop on or jump in front of it. Hopefully, you jump on it. If you jumped in front of it, you can’t read this anymore. Because you’re dead. Because [...]
GUYS: on OKCupid (or any other online dating site), if you message a girl and she’s not interested would you rather she: a.) Message back that she’s not interested or b.) ignore you. Ladies, you can answer this too, but I’m especially interested in what the guys have to say about this.
Disclaimer because this post will probably upset people: to the guys I’ve been out with on OKC lately, who are probably not even reading this, this doesn’t refer to you, so calm the fuck down, even though you pretend you don’t care, but you totally do, because all anyone wants is to be flattered, especially on [...]