By Almie Rose
Mar
21
2011
Over the past month or so there’s been some confusion that I thought I cleared up with this post. Apparently it wasn’t as clear as I thought it was, and that’s okay. I made a flowchart. There it is. Look at it. Study it carefully. I made this flowchart because it’s like every few months [...]
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Mar
15
2011
Our second relationship/dating/whatever advice video is here! Thank you for your questions! We got a lot and unfortunately could not fit all of them in without the video being 22 minutes. I’m going to make this a regular Apocalypstick web series. I’m thinking either twice a month or once a month, [...]
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Mar
8
2011
Here’s a little clip of what you’ll see in part 2 of Apocalypstick & Max Landis offer you advice. We got a LOT of questions this time, so it’s going to take me longer to edit it. I may have to pull some Harry Potter shit and split it into two parts. I’ll try not [...]
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Mar
2
2011
I don’t want a serious relationship. I am not ready. Thus, if I am dating you, don’t turn it around and pull that line on me. You can’t say that first, because I said it first. That’s like firing me when I already quit. So let’s get that right out there, cowboy style. Don’t use [...]
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Jan
5
2011
I’m in a fashion shoot!! Whaaaaat??!! Check out the latest issue of Genlux! Recently I got the chance to meet That Actor from this popular cable TV show. And I completely blew it. Here’s how: vodka gimlet + two Moscow mules + approximately three shots of vodka + talking to That Actor = my own [...]
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Nov
8
2010
The Pros and Cons of TV’s Best Boyfriends In No Particular Order “Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.” — Homer Simpson Aiden Shaw, “Sex and the City” Pros: Forgiving, thoughtful, caring, can make you a bench or chair. Cons: Will clutter your bathroom with various Speed Sticks (they have different smells). Ted Mosby, “How I Met [...]
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Sep
2
2010
Jon Hamm’s girlfriend met Jon Hamm at a party in Silverlake. You know who I meet at parties in Silverlake? The Internet. Attractive men with equally attractive twee little girlfriends. Grown men in Ninja Turtle T-shirts and neckbeards. Men of indeterminate sexual orientation. Poor clones of George Harrison and Cat Stevens. Rapists. Pirates. [...]
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