David Bowie

Ray J made a sex tape with Kim Kardashian and wrote a song about it, titled “I Hit It First.” I do not think Ray J knows that the word first is not the same as the word before. But, okay Ray J. You hit it first. Yeah. Sure. And Dick Sargent was the first […]

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Posted in: David Bowie, let's just talk from our hearts, weddings

Considering that I spend most of my time sighing girlishly over photos of young David Bowie, Paul McCartney, and Jarvis Cocker, it makes sense that my friend Tony made this observation: “God help us all if you ever get your hands on a time machine and some roofies.” - Tony Archer Oh ha ha Tony. No. I […]

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Posted in: David Bowie, i don't even know, paul mccartney, sex

I admit it: I’m in a New York state of mind. (Thank you, poet laureate Billy Joel.)  Please enjoy this mix. It’s titled The Village & SoHo and it’s songs that remind me of the time I spent there. Some of them may not make any sense to you, but they make sense to me. […]

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Posted in: Brigitte Bardot, David Bowie, music, new york

“Sexy” Halloween costumes are nothing new. It’s great fun though to point out how stupid some of them are (like who wants to be “Sexy Chinese Takeout”? But yes, that costume actually exists). Then I noticed something. A lot of these “Sexy” costumes double as great David Bowie costumes. No, seriously. All you have to […]

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Posted in: clothes, David Bowie

YOU NEED TO STOP… – Using the phrase “Alma mater.” Who the fuck are you trying to fool? Latin’s a dead language, buddy. Just say, “My former/old school.” That sounds real. When you say “Alma Mater” you sound like Ron Burgundy. – Saying that you’ll follow someone on twitter and then not. – Using sarcasm […]

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Posted in: David Bowie, fear and loathing, i don't even know, i guess this is advice, Kiss On My List, no i'm not drunk

Jul

8

2009

Friends.

Friendship is very important these days. What with technology being what it is we can stay connected in ways never thought possible. Are you following your friends on twitter? Are they following you? That’s the kicker, isn’t it, when a friend isn’t following you on twitter? That’s when you need to re-evaluate your friendship. But […]

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Posted in: David Bowie, friends, let's hug it out, life lessons

Jul

7

2009

My Dream Funeral

Dream weddings are so 1996. Oh I know what you’re thinking: “Gee Almie, sounds to me like you just picked an arbitrary date.” WELL OK I FUCKING DID. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH 1996, I ADMIT IT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK AT THE ANGUISH YOU’VE CAUSED. GO TO YOUR ROOM. EAT A SHARPIE. But back […]

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Posted in: David Bowie, music, no i'm not drunk