By Almie Rose
From the category archives:
A few nights ago, I went to a house party with a dear redheaded friend. I love house parties. It’s the unexpected factor. Will there be good drinks? Will there be cute guys? Will this be the house party that you saw in the movies, the one where everyone had a good time and there’s [...]
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Sometimes I worry that I’m using my friends’ lives too much for my own material. And I couldn’t help but wonder (TM Carrie Bradshaw) how did Carrie blog when she was in a relationship? Wasn’t it easier when she was single? “Definitely,” responded Molly. “It’s easier. That’s why people stay single. For comedy. Once I [...]
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A friend of mine (who will remain nameless, under threat of her fist to my face) is having a hard time finding a guy. She’s not even looking for something serious. She just wants someone to charge a little something to her AmEx, if you know what I’m saying. She wants Santa to give her [...]
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Yes, friends, it’s another Facebook post. WAIT, DO NOT LEAVE, PLEASE. DO NOT CLICK THE LITTLE “X.” DO NOT GO INTO KARLA’S CLOSET OR INTO THE VAST DESERT OF ONTD. STAY WITH ME A LITTLE LONGER. DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT. OK now that it’s just us, let’s get really intimate. Let’s [...]
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Hey you. Thanks for meeting me here. Have a seat. No, not that seat. Don’t sit there. I swear to God if you sit there I will stab you in the throat. Oh, that seat? Yeah, that’s fine, you can sit there. I was kidding anyway. I was thrilled to get your invitation. I can [...]
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Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.– Dr. Emmett Brown People often ask me, “What’s your blog about?” I usually say something like, “Oh it’s about being a girl in Los Angeles.” I don’t know what this blog is about. But I do know that people read it. So on the off chance that [...]
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What kind of sick game are you playing, buddy? Several months ago I wrote about this guy I was seeing that was worse than Phil Spector and OJ combined. At least OJ was in the Naked Gun movies and those were funny. And Phil Spector is responsible for some of the greatest music of all [...]
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