By Almie Rose
Oct
4
2011
photo taken by me of my friend Laura. I got a special request to do a post about blind dates. I always take special requests into consideration, btw. Just email me or internet me in some other form. Is it still politically correct to use the term “blind date”? The more I think about it [...]
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Sep
25
2011
I wrote this on my facebook and it seemed to resonate with a lot of people: Today I saw something on Facebook that made me jealous and instead of wishing that person got hit in the head with a sled and wondering why my life isn’t like that and what’s so bad about me and [...]
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Feb
15
2011
I don’t know what’s going on with me lately, or if this is something I’ve always done and haven’t noticed, BUT I CAN’T SHUT THE FUCK UP. By which I mean, if you engage me, I will go on tangents like they’re a free trip to Paris. If I’m introduced to a group, I am [...]
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Jul
28
2010
A few nights ago, I went to a house party with a dear redheaded friend. I love house parties. It’s the unexpected factor. Will there be good drinks? Will there be cute guys? Will this be the house party that you saw in the movies, the one where everyone had a good time and there’s [...]
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Jun
10
2010
Sometimes I worry that I’m using my friends’ lives too much for my own material. And I couldn’t help but wonder (TM Carrie Bradshaw) how did Carrie blog when she was in a relationship? Wasn’t it easier when she was single? “Definitely,” responded Molly. “It’s easier. That’s why people stay single. For comedy. Once I [...]
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Apr
19
2010
A friend of mine (who will remain nameless, under threat of her fist to my face) is having a hard time finding a guy. She’s not even looking for something serious. She just wants someone to charge a little something to her AmEx, if you know what I’m saying. She wants Santa to give her [...]
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