By Almie Rose
Nov
24
2009
I think from now on I’m just going to stop caring about anything. So many of my friends have “accidentally” gotten book deals or small parts in movies just by chance. (This again reminds me that I should just stop checking facebook.) I am going to apply this to everything I do in life. I’m [...]
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Nov
6
2009
Yes, friends, it’s another Facebook post. WAIT, DO NOT LEAVE, PLEASE. DO NOT CLICK THE LITTLE “X.” DO NOT GO INTO KARLA’S CLOSET OR INTO THE VAST DESERT OF ONTD. STAY WITH ME A LITTLE LONGER. DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT. OK now that it’s just us, let’s get really intimate. Let’s [...]
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Sep
30
2009
Hey you. Thanks for meeting me here. Have a seat. No, not that seat. Don’t sit there. I swear to God if you sit there I will stab you in the throat. Oh, that seat? Yeah, that’s fine, you can sit there. I was kidding anyway. I was thrilled to get your invitation. I can [...]
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Sep
28
2009
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.– Dr. Emmett Brown People often ask me, “What’s your blog about?” I usually say something like, “Oh it’s about being a girl in Los Angeles.” I don’t know what this blog is about. But I do know that people read it. So on the off chance that [...]
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Sep
21
2009
What kind of sick game are you playing, buddy? Several months ago I wrote about this guy I was seeing that was worse than Phil Spector and OJ combined. At least OJ was in the Naked Gun movies and those were funny. And Phil Spector is responsible for some of the greatest music of all [...]
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