By Almie Rose
Jan
22
2013
You. No, not you. The other you. Maybe. I would now like to address all of the different Yous. As in, more than one person. As in, this is not all about one person. You need to stop. This is my fault, I should have been more direct. It’s not going to happen. You are working on being [...]
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Dec
10
2012
We’ve all done it. We’ve all flaked out on someone. And we have our reasons, and some of them are good, and some of them are fake because we don’t actually want to say, “I have diabolical diarrhea.” But at a certain point, we all hit our limits. We say, “I get it, I’m never inviting [...]
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Nov
14
2012
On TV there’s always a group of friends who spontaneously meet up, or someone will call Tyler, and they’ll say, “Tyler, meet me at [whatever bar or coffee shop here]” and they hang up and don’t even give a time, and Tyler always shows up. And let’s not forget the ole drop-by. This happens a lot [...]
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May
2
2012
Above: Laura prepping her boyfriend for a video we made for Hello Giggles, which you can watch here, but keep in mind it’s a satire about girls and their PERIODS. This post is brought to you by Laura Kadner. Enjoy: Once upon a time, I lived with my boyfriend. We moved to the worst [...]
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Jun
2
2011
Ladies. If you’re out with your friends and she’s hitting it off with a dude, get over it. Don’t bust in there like Ghostbusters and adjust the situation. Don’t be Harold Ramis to our Bill Murray. I’m not even sure what that means, as I saw Ghostbusters and was kinda drifting in and out of [...]
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Jan
22
2011
Photo of PrettyBoi by Ian Asbjørnsen Hello everyone. I’m sorry I’ve been away. Like I mentioned before, I have a lot of insane things going on in my life right now. But not good insane, more like a “Let me tell my story on Oprah” insane or, to quote this dude Max, “Season finale shit” [...]
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Jun
10
2010
Sometimes I worry that I’m using my friends’ lives too much for my own material. And I couldn’t help but wonder (TM Carrie Bradshaw) how did Carrie blog when she was in a relationship? Wasn’t it easier when she was single? “Definitely,” responded Molly. “It’s easier. That’s why people stay single. For comedy. Once I [...]
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