having a kanye moment

That’s not happiness to see me, is it? — Michael Douglas, A Perfect Murder This year for Yom Kippur bitches better atone to ME. I am DONE. I am not atoning for SHIT. I am the Kanye West of the blogging world. Bitches should be HONORED to atone their sins to ME. Sometimes I just […]

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I have a bad habit of stressing out over things that don’t matter. I don’t think that’s “my” bad habit; I think that’s everyones’ collective bad habit, because we are humans, made of heart and brains and bits of flesh and soft bits and magic and feathers and I kind of tuned out during every […]

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Dec

9

2009

Stop. Flaking. Out.

Is it me? Is the answer. The question is, “Why are people such flakes?” In this way I answered a question with a question but you’ll have to forgive me for that. All I know is that this guff is getting old. Guidelines, people, guidelines. Stop flaking out. Here’s how: How To Ask Someone Out […]

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Oct

7

2009

The Great Paradox.

This beautiful card was sent to me by one of my beautiful internet friends. Thank you BB. Now let’s get to the part of the post where I complain about men, totally ignoring the beautiful sentiment of the beautiful card. Here is something that I don’t understand. You 20-something men don’t want to be in […]

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Posted in: dating, having a kanye moment, i don't even know, no i'm not drunk, relationships