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Deepak Chopra and Donny Osmond.

Me with “Donny Osmond”

Hey everyone! I just got back from Bloggers In Sin City and I have a lot to share! If you want you can see a sneak peak if you friend me on Facebook (and you should anyway! You know, only if you want to.)

ALSO. I am a featured vyou…person. Which means I am on the homepage! Right under Deepak Chopra! So ask me anything you’ve ever wanted to know about me. I would prefer if it wasn’t relationship related but if you’ve got a burning question, go for it!

I love you all and I’ll have a proper update this week! xxo.


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Apocalypstick Checking In.

Just wanted to check in and show off let you know what I’ve been doing. Because without you guys, I’m just someone sitting down for hours. So if you’re really bored and feel like immersing yourself in the world of me, read on. If you don’t, oh believe me, I understand.

First, I made this video for Off Our Chests’s Tee shirts. They are so comfy. Kenzie’s tees and OOC tees are the only tees I will wear. I don’t really like t-shirts. To me they say, “Hey everyone, I’ve given up.” BUT NOT THESE.


Get your own here.And you really should because they donate 10% of all tee profits to the organization We Stop Hate. So it’s like you’re donating to charity but you get an awesome tee out of it. I mean I don’t know, what’s up?


And you should all check out Off Our Chests and participate. It’s such a great place to…well…get stuff off your chest. I may OR MAY NOT post there anon a bit. MAYBE.

Also I’m on vyou now. Formspring is where you send all your questions about relationships and vyou is for asking me questions about anything. I’m having lots of fun with vyou, here’s proof:

I wrote something about the film Clue for This Recording. And check back for my American Idol articles soon to be found on TR as well.

You can find my column regularly at The College Crush and soon…at Hello Giggles! We launch near the end of the month.

The Spring/Summer ’11 issue of Genlux is out, with Petra on the cover, and I have two articles in it. Here’s my regular column for y’all to read in case Genlux isn’t available where you are (I had to make it smaller so get yer glasses). Thanks everyone!!:

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New. Ish.

Look! Everything’s all new and shiny! Like when you buy clothes at the mall, and you take them home, and they’re so crisp and clean you don’t even want to put them on their hanger yet; you almost just want to take photos of them, in their pristine condition, and look at them whenever you need to feel happy. Or maybe that’s just something girls feel.

Yes, I have a new layout. I have no idea what I’m doing, wordpress is very different than blogger. It’s kind of like the Flinstone’s Car compared to…well any car that came out after 1980. Or something, I’m not a big car person. Though I’d like to be. I’d love to be able to fix my own car. “Yep,” I’d say knowingly, tilting my head to the side, “Seems like the problem’s with the percolator.” Thank you, Twin Peaks, for introducing me to the word “Percolator.” Yes, I know those aren’t found in cars. But does everyone? Probably not, right?

What do you think of the new look? Some of you guys are freaking out. I think you’re worried that I’m changing too much. First a boyfriend and now a new blog layout. I know it’s a bit much. It’s a bit much for me too! The last time I had a boyfriend, iphones weren’t even invented! Oh, the Hugh Granity! The last time I had a boyfriend, Paris Hilton had an album! Tom Hanks was solving riddles and shit! Saddam Hussein was alive! Name that year!

This post is more or less my way of saying, Welcome to my new home. It’s a little different than the old home. But it’s still got the same person living in it. Best of all, I will not ask you to take off your shoes before entering, because I think that’s bullshit! I WILL NOT BE SHORT YOU FOR YOU. IF YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OFF MY HEELS, THEN YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE MY DISMEMBERED FEET WITH THEM. It’s not like before coming to your house I thought, “Let me take a brisk jog through that manure pasture.” The bottoms of my shoes are probably cleaner than your kitchen, and that’s because most kitchens are breeding grounds for bacteria! I know this because Dr. Oz told me. Dr. Oz is always warning us about how every single thing we could ever do has great potential to make us sick. Frankly, if I listened to everything Dr. Oz said, I would never wear makeup, eat takeout, drive a car, look at the sky, or shower. But I do all of those things. I’m not going to live in fear. At least, not his fears. My own fears are a different story.

Anyway. Stay with me, guys. It’s just like Beyonce and Buzz Lightyear said: “To infinity…and beyond!”

Just Me And You — Jane Birkin


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Rah Rah Ah Ah Ah


Last night at GaGa’s concert she told us, “Remember monsters, when you’re feeling lonely, I’m feeling lonely too.” I extend that to you too, readers. When you’re feeling lonely, awkward, confused, depressed, hungry, and frustrated, I too am feeling lonely, awkward, confused, depressed, hungry and frustrated.

She asked us if we could guess what she hates the most. I guessed Kanye. Turns out, it’s the truth. “I’ll take bullshit over the truth any day!” She said. I can agree with that. I can’t handle the truth either. Sorry, Jack.

More to come! I’ve been busy.

Dance In The Dark — Lady GaGa


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