By Almie Rose
Feb
25
2011
You may have noticed that I haven’t posted about myself in a while. I’ve mentioned that a lot has happened in my life recently. I’m not going to get into all of it, but I’ll tell you this. I am going to move out with another single gal and we’re going to live together in [...]
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Feb
15
2011
I don’t know what’s going on with me lately, or if this is something I’ve always done and haven’t noticed, BUT I CAN’T SHUT THE FUCK UP. By which I mean, if you engage me, I will go on tangents like they’re a free trip to Paris. If I’m introduced to a group, I am [...]
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Jan
31
2011
Pictured: not Train. If you’re a part of my generation then you are more than familiar with the hit sounds of Train. I’m not talking about that Train that Ringo made sure was on schedule, but that was a good show, I’m talking about Meet Virginia, Soul Sister, motherfucking DROPS of JUPITER Train. And I [...]
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Jan
24
2011
This is what we call, “phoning it in.” Photo of Faye Dunaway/Brigitte Bardot/Jane Birkin/Audrey Hepburn/Veruschka/other celeb whose style I adore here. Summation of my life thus far here. Pop culture reference here. Quoting myself and/or others here. Discussion of a guy I did things with/dated/whatever here. 90s pop culture reference here. Agonizing over [...]
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Nov
18
2010
Lately whenever I can’t sleep I turn on “Solaris” (the one starring George Clooney). What scares me the most about this film is that it was made in 2002, which makes me want to wring my hands and wonder what I’ve been doing with my life. The rest of this post is going to contain [...]
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Aug
5
2010
“Excuse me,” I overhear you ask, in your lovely New Zealand accent, Yes? I wonder, “But if my wife doesn’t like this hat, can I return it?” FUCK YOU NEW ZEALAND MAN. FUCK YOU WITH YOUR HAIR AND YOUR FACE AND YOUR SHIRT AND YOUR JEANS AND YOUR VOICE. GUESS WHAT BUDDY? ALL SALES ARE [...]
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Aug
3
2010
I think the worst thing someone can do is dictate how you should feel. If someone tells you to calm down, you’re going to get angrier. If someone tells you to cheer up, you’re going to sulk. If someone tells you to move on, you’re going to punch them in the face. Speaking of faces, [...]
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