By Almie Rose
Jun
14
2011
GUYS: If a girl thinks you’re gay, it means she thinks, “That man dresses well, has exceptional taste and style, looks like he showers, and is actually trying to talk to me instead of grabbing at my boobs.” It’s a compliment. GIRLS: If you’re with a guy (or girl or anyone), stop getting insecure about [...]
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May
28
2011
This is to make up for the fact that we never answered your questions when we said we would decide your life. So, lesson one: sometimes, people suck. Don’t drink diet soda, it will make you bloat. If you have to, don’t drink more than one. Also eat slowly, if you don’t, you will also [...]
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Mar
27
2011
Are you one of those people who has to force yourself to do something? I don’t mean a horrible errand, but something that will actually benefit yourself? Are you so used to backing out at the last second that you’re actually amazed you can pull through? I came really close to flaking out on performing [...]
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Mar
15
2011
Our second relationship/dating/whatever advice video is here! Thank you for your questions! We got a lot and unfortunately could not fit all of them in without the video being 22 minutes. I’m going to make this a regular Apocalypstick web series. I’m thinking either twice a month or once a month, [...]
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Feb
3
2011
This is Max Landis. Max, like I, has a lot to say about relationships and dating. He wrote what I thought is a very interesting piece on dating from the male perspective: If you make your move and she says no because: 1. She’s not ready for a relationship 2. She has “problems” and doesn’t [...]
Dec
22
2010
Lately I’ve been changing the way I think about life. BY GETTING HAMMERED ALL THE TIME!!!! No, I’m kidding. That wasn’t even a funny joke. I’m sorry. Anyway. My default has always been to chose negativity over positivity. To be cynical, not sunny. I think I realized why I do this. I’m always bracing myself [...]
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Dec
2
2010
All right everyone! We are turning a corner! Happy days are here! I loved reading your confessions in the last post. Thank you for opening up with me. It reminds me that we’re all in this together. Everyone has a shared human experience. Unless you’re a psychopath (which I think is now called Antisocial Personality [...]
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