jealousy

May

8

2012

Our lives suck.

“Your life is so glamourous!” People tell me. Yes, it is. On Instagram. On Instagram my life looks as fun as Disneyland inside of another Disneyland. But I don’t think my life is awesome. It kind of sucks sometimes. I think all of our lives suck sometimes. But if all of our lives suck then […]

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Posted in: jealousy, let's just talk from our hearts

I mean this is what instagram was made for, right? Why did I hate being a teenager so much? Being a teenager is awesome. Nothing you do matters. Nothing. Teenagers, I’m not trying to put you down; on the contrary. I’m trying to empower you. Don’t you realize how awesome it is when nothing you […]

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Posted in: i guess this is advice, jealousy, life lessons, memories of my youth, nostalgia, this is sad

Jan

25

2012

I suck at everything.

http://instagr.am/p/fOkZe/ Good news, everyone! I suck at everything! I want to cry and throw things and scream and laugh all at the same time, but I can’t. And you know why? Because I suck! I usually talk about how even when things suck you have to find a way out because the more you say […]

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Posted in: fear and loathing, jealousy, no i'm not drunk, Oh that's dark

Fuck you, guitar man. Fuck you for looking beautiful as you got on stage with your guitar. Sure, you were dressed like a bartender and before you got on stage I thought you worked here, but now it’s all different. Fuck you for singing and playing the guitar so well. I don’t even know if […]

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Posted in: fear and loathing, jealousy, no i'm not drunk, Oh that's dark, rampant use of the word fuck, relationships

If you’re like me, then you’re a jealous person. And if you’re more jealous than I am that makes me jealous. Does that give you some idea of how jealous I am? Unfortunately it’s not cool to be jealous. If it were I would be like Chuck Bass…or…Brian Setzer…or whoever the fuck kids think is […]

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Posted in: fear and loathing, i guess this is advice, jealousy, let's just talk from our hearts, Oh that's dark, woody allen