By Almie Rose
Feb
2
2012
1. Flip a coin when you need to make a decision, because you’ll realize what you actually want when the coin is in the air. 2. If you’re not sure what to do in any situation, go with what would make a good story (I found this one on Reddit, and I am paraphrasing it [...]
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Jan
20
2012
Yesterday started out like the day before it and the day before that and the day before that. I was getting ready for work. I was buttoning my shirt when all of a sudden I heard a crack and pain shot through my neck. I couldn’t move my head, even the slightest. The pain was [...]
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Nov
26
2011
By Cole Henley The British are better at so many things. Throwing weddings, speaking in cool voices, and above all, keeping calm. They are really good at not losing it. Examples: Mary Poppins, Dr. House, Will and Kate, Giles from Buffy, Helen Mirren, and Angela Lansbury’s greatest role ever as Mrs. Potts from Beauty and [...]
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May
28
2011
This is to make up for the fact that we never answered your questions when we said we would decide your life. So, lesson one: sometimes, people suck. Don’t drink diet soda, it will make you bloat. If you have to, don’t drink more than one. Also eat slowly, if you don’t, you will also [...]
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May
6
2011
This comment on my last post, from Beat Of My Own Drum was so good I had to make a post out of it: I hope feminists won’t hate me for an observation I’ve made. I’m all about women empowerment, after all. But I’ve observed that no matter how successful a woman gets in her [...]
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Mar
30
2011
“No thanks, I’m good.” “This might be a stupid question, but…” “I think you already told me this, so forgive me, but…” “I have this idea, it might be silly, but…” “I don’t think I can make it, but I’ll try…” “I’m sorry”, “I’m sorry”, “I’m sorry”, and “I’m sorry.” Any of these sound familiar? [...]
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Mar
21
2011
Over the past month or so there’s been some confusion that I thought I cleared up with this post. Apparently it wasn’t as clear as I thought it was, and that’s okay. I made a flowchart. There it is. Look at it. Study it carefully. I made this flowchart because it’s like every few months [...]
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