By Almie Rose
Nov
26
2011
By Cole Henley The British are better at so many things. Throwing weddings, speaking in cool voices, and above all, keeping calm. They are really good at not losing it. Examples: Mary Poppins, Dr. House, Will and Kate, Giles from Buffy, Helen Mirren, and Angela Lansbury’s greatest role ever as Mrs. Potts from Beauty and [...]
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May
28
2011
This is to make up for the fact that we never answered your questions when we said we would decide your life. So, lesson one: sometimes, people suck. Don’t drink diet soda, it will make you bloat. If you have to, don’t drink more than one. Also eat slowly, if you don’t, you will also [...]
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May
6
2011
This comment on my last post, from Beat Of My Own Drum was so good I had to make a post out of it: I hope feminists won’t hate me for an observation I’ve made. I’m all about women empowerment, after all. But I’ve observed that no matter how successful a woman gets in her [...]
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Mar
30
2011
“No thanks, I’m good.” “This might be a stupid question, but…” “I think you already told me this, so forgive me, but…” “I have this idea, it might be silly, but…” “I don’t think I can make it, but I’ll try…” “I’m sorry”, “I’m sorry”, “I’m sorry”, and “I’m sorry.” Any of these sound familiar? [...]
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Mar
21
2011
Over the past month or so there’s been some confusion that I thought I cleared up with this post. Apparently it wasn’t as clear as I thought it was, and that’s okay. I made a flowchart. There it is. Look at it. Study it carefully. I made this flowchart because it’s like every few months [...]
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Mar
10
2011
“What time is it?” / “What day is it?” / “Am I hungry?” / “I’ll have an iced tall skinny vanilla latte, please.” / “Wait what’s going on?” / “I don’t even know what’s happening right now.” / “Do I like you?” / “Do I have to take the freeway?” / “Where is that?” / [...]
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Oct
4
2010
I mean it takes courage just to be you. To get out of bed every single day knowing full well you gotta be you. I couldn’t do it! I ain’t that strong and I ain’t that brave. — The Office Some days when I wake up and walk out the door I feel like [...]
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