Oh that’s dark

Jan

25

2012

I suck at everything.

http://instagr.am/p/fOkZe/ Good news, everyone! I suck at everything! I want to cry and throw things and scream and laugh all at the same time, but I can’t. And you know why? Because I suck! I usually talk about how even when things suck you have to find a way out because the more you say [...]

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Posted in: fear and loathing, jealousy, no i'm not drunk, Oh that's dark

Fuck you, guitar man. Fuck you for looking beautiful as you got on stage with your guitar. Sure, you were dressed like a bartender and before you got on stage I thought you worked here, but now it’s all different. Fuck you for singing and playing the guitar so well. I don’t even know if [...]

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Posted in: fear and loathing, jealousy, no i'm not drunk, Oh that's dark, rampant use of the word fuck, relationships

INTERESTING WAYS TO KILL MYSELF: 1.) Go to Universal Studios, get on the tram ride; once on ride wait until the tram comes to the part of the tour with the “broken bridge”; as tram crosses “breaking” bridge, wait for tour guide to give the spiel about how the bridge is out; scream, “THE BRIDGE [...]

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Posted in: fear and loathing, Kiss On My List, Los Angeles, no i'm not drunk, Oh that's dark

Remember all of that stuff I say about “letting it go” or something? Sometimes you just want to drink and eat McDonalds and feel sorry for yourself. Or maybe that’s just me. I don’t care, it’s my blog, I’ll write whatever I want. Anyway. Here you go, self (and possibly others), for when you want [...]

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Posted in: music, Oh that's dark, what's going on you guys

If you’re like me, then you’re a jealous person. And if you’re more jealous than I am that makes me jealous. Does that give you some idea of how jealous I am? Unfortunately it’s not cool to be jealous. If it were I would be like Chuck Bass…or…Brian Setzer…or whoever the fuck kids think is [...]

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Posted in: fear and loathing, i guess this is advice, jealousy, let's just talk from our hearts, Oh that's dark, woody allen