By Almie Rose
Jan
5
2011
I’m in a fashion shoot!! Whaaaaat??!! Check out the latest issue of Genlux! Recently I got the chance to meet That Actor from this popular cable TV show. And I completely blew it. Here’s how: vodka gimlet + two Moscow mules + approximately three shots of vodka + talking to That Actor = my own [...]
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Dec
28
2010
A lot of people hate New Year’s Eve. They say that it never lives up to the hype and that it always sucks. If it sucks, it’s basically because you’re setting it up to suck. All you have to do on NYE is have fun. That’s it. You don’t need to complain about crowds, traffic, [...]
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Dec
14
2010
@TallulahFlyte on Twitter suggested that I do a post on how to avoid getting too drunk at holiday parties. Since I apparently know a lot about getting drunk and drinking, I am more than happy to offer my advice. See, I’m a writer, so it’s totally cool if I drink during the day. Perhaps I [...]
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Dec
7
2010
In this fast-paced word of venti lattes and iphones and google and facebook and Cee Lo Green it’s easy to get overwhelmed and sometimes we have to ask ourselves, “Wait, am I drunk?” Here’s a handy guide for when you’re just not sure: – You have an overwhelming urge to text everyone you know. – [...]
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Nov
2
2010
So for Halloween I went as Lady Gaga and as a sandwich. Sandwiches are my favorite things and I found the costume in my closet. I totally forgot that I had it. My dad made it for me for my senior year of high school for a play I wrote. The Gaga costume was easy. [...]
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Sep
23
2010
One of my all-time favorite movies in the world is “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.” It’s a movie that makes me believe anything is possible if you have a young, rich, well-connected aunt in Los Angeles. I do not. But I can still apply what I’ve learned from the film to enrich my life. [...]
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Sep
7
2009
William Shakespeare once said, “Thank you for inviting me but what the fuck is this shit.” I love a good party and maybe even a bad party but an awkward party is something that I cannot handle. If you are going to invite people into your home and serve them food and alcohol then you [...]
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