paul mccartney

Considering that I spend most of my time sighing girlishly over photos of young David Bowie, Paul McCartney, and Jarvis Cocker, it makes sense that my friend Tony made this observation: “God help us all if you ever get your hands on a time machine and some roofies.” - Tony Archer Oh ha ha Tony. No. I […]

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Posted in: David Bowie, i don't even know, paul mccartney, sex

Nov

23

2009

This Is It.

Sweet fancy fuck. Yesterday I went to a fashion show where I met three foreign boys who were cute but were also dumber than a box of cats. (“Do you know where there is a taco truck around here?” “No?” “Oh so you are not local?” “I am, but I don’t know where there is […]

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Posted in: dating, fear and loathing, i don't even know, paul mccartney

Jul

15

2009

Older Men.

I just want to make one thing perfectly clear: I would hit it so hard. I would wreck him. He would need to go to the hospital. He would probably sprain various body parts. I know his bones are getting weak, so this is just a fair warning. You think you’ve had heart problems in […]

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Posted in: dating, music, paul mccartney