relationships

Feb

15

2013

Sex, dating, and marriage survey of 2012. OMG.

Match.com is one of the many Internet dating sites that I’ve helped friends with; by which I mean, making over their dating profile. Because being single sucks. Or, it does for me. Most of the time. Probably because I need so much attention. “Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. [...]

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Posted in: dating, online dating, relationships, sex, weddings

Jan

22

2013

You.

You. No, not you. The other you. Maybe. I would now like to address all of the different Yous. As in, more than one person. As in, this is not all about one person. You need to stop. This is my fault, I should have been more direct. It’s not going to happen. You are working on being [...]

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Posted in: dating, friends, let's just talk from our hearts, nostalgia, relationships, sex

Jan

4

2013

What I want from men.

I asked my friend Tony, “Hey Tony. I know this is a big question, but what do guys really want? I know every man is different. But think broadly. What do guys want from a woman? For her to do or not do? You know?” He said, “It really depends on the guy. And unfortunately, I’m [...]

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Posted in: dating, let's just talk from our hearts, men, men & women, relationships

Nov

30

2012

Singledom and the holidays.

Full disclosure: this post is sponsored by AZO. Keep it real, ladies. The holiday express is choo chooing down the track and you either have to hop on or jump in front of it. Hopefully, you jump on it. If you jumped in front of it, you can’t read this anymore. Because you’re dead. Because [...]

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Posted in: dating, fear and loathing, let's just talk from our hearts, party, relationships, sex

Nov

19

2012

Why OKCupid is terrible.

Disclaimer because this post will probably upset people: to the guys I’ve been out with on OKC lately, who are probably not even reading this, this doesn’t refer to you, so calm the fuck down, even though you pretend you don’t care, but you totally do, because all anyone wants is to be flattered, especially on [...]

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Posted in: dating, fear and loathing, no i'm not drunk, no seriously I'm not drunk, Oh that's dark, rampant use of the word fuck, relationships

Nov

2

2012

Stop being oblivious.

Awesome tee courtesy of Blondes Make Better T-Shirts. I’m so happy they gave this to me, because I saw it and thought, “NEED.” It’s basically just a big comfy shirt that says “M. M — MEDIUM” on it and then beneath that is a description of what the M doesn’t stand for, like “monkey.” And [...]

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Posted in: clothes, dating, i guess this is advice, life lessons, lighten up it's just fashion, relationships, sex

Oct

8

2012

FUCK YOU, KOREA MAN.

This post was written last Friday around 10:30 PM. Have you felt that moment when you look up someone you had a crush on and they have a girlfriend and live in fucking KOREA I AM SO FUCKING LONELY? What the hell and why do I ruin everything? This was in college and I had [...]

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Posted in: dating, memories of my youth, new york, no i'm not drunk, rampant use of the word fuck, relationships, sex

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