weddings

Hi! I know you’re not a wedding blogger, but you’ve written about weddings before and you have good advice in general about stuff, so I wanted to ask you about this. Please be honest!!!!! I am engaged and I am very excited & happy and hes [sic] the best. He’s helping me with everything. There’s a […]

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Posted in: Ask Apocalypstick, weddings

Aug

5

2013

It was ONE time!

This is one of the more embarrassing things I’m going to admit. That says a lot considering this and this (and you can read more about that second incident in my new book, I Forgot To Be Famous). I blog about weddings a lot, but I do not want to get married anytime soon. I […]

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Posted in: this is sad, weddings

Ray J made a sex tape with Kim Kardashian and wrote a song about it, titled “I Hit It First.” I do not think Ray J knows that the word first is not the same as the word before. But, okay Ray J. You hit it first. Yeah. Sure. And Dick Sargent was the first […]

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Posted in: David Bowie, let's just talk from our hearts, weddings

Mar

26

2013

Malibu Wedding.

Once I accidentally went to a Malibu wedding. Sort of. My friends and I decided to spend a day at the beach. Living in Los Angeles, one gets spoiled and treats the beach as though it was another Starbucks; a sort of, “Oh, yeah, it’s everywhere, it will always be there.” At least my friends […]

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Posted in: driving around in LA, fun times, Los Angeles, weddings

Match.com is one of the many Internet dating sites that I’ve helped friends with; by which I mean, making over their dating profile. Because being single sucks. Or, it does for me. Most of the time. Probably because I need so much attention. “Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. […]

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Posted in: dating, online dating, relationships, sex, weddings

Aug

15

2012

The wedding trap.

It’s happening, comrades. My friends are getting engaged. Dear diary. As of this point in my life, I’ve had friends of friends get engaged, and friends of yore get engaged, but one of my best friends, my friend since kindergarten (that’s like, 20 years) is engaged, and that’s real. That’s a direct friend. That’s not […]

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Posted in: relationships, weddings

You guys. YOU GUYS. I cannot get over this Will & Kate thing, I really can’t. I am like, mourning their wedding. I want it to happen again. It should be a series. Each episode they have a different wedding and at each one Elton John sings a different version of “Candle In The Wind.” […]

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Posted in: relationships, this is sad, weddings