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All you have to do is answer this question: “Where would you wear this shirt?” Comment here on my blog and my favorite answer wins their very own hands over boobs tee. Get details on the shirt here.
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When my boyfriend’s parents come to stay for the weekend….. anything to get them out of the house faster… OOPS.
I am a high school teacher, so I have to say I’d wear this shirt on casual Friday at school. We’re technically supposed to wear the school’s spiritwear, but I don’t think they’d mind if I wore this instead, do you?
2 words: Job Interview (under a nice blazer, of course).
Church. I’d probably need to find one, first. No, just any church.
In the bedroom while having sex just to really fuck with my partner’s head
On a nudist beach. It would be the Inception of t-shirts. Give me, pleaseandthankyou.
My boyfriend deploys a lot, & I could use, um, some while he’s gone…
Now that I live in the same town as Focus on the Family, I could finally find a reason to visit their headquarters.
Nowhere. I would literally never wear this shirt. I still want it.
Everywhere. Everyday. Under all my clothes. In the shower. On my body. Forever.
The question is where wouldn’t I wear this shirt!!! Definitely would get some stares wearing this little beaut! Oh did I mention I’m British and in the UK does that get me any nearer to winning
Think I’d forget I was wearing it and wonder why is everyone looking at me…could be funny 
ALMIE! I would wear the SHIT OUT OF THIS SHIRT! I would wear it everywhere but mostly while drinking wine and watching Pretty Little Liars and probably also to work once (I have to put on a dumb shirt when I get there so it makes it less NSFW).
I’m really upset that the one thing no one is focusing on is that not only is it awesome boobs but also it looks like you’re wearing a denim miniskirt! THIS SHIRT IS GOLD. I need it and if I don’t win it I’ll just buy it TBH but I’ll be unhappy about it.
I would wear this shirt as often as basic hygiene standards allow. And, I live in London, Almie, so I would probably hang out around parliament and try and get in shot for the live political segment on the BBC lunch time news. (Some times they like to go and film where all the action is going down. You know, on the lawn outside a really old building full of fusty MPs in egg-stained ties. That’s where it all really kicks off.)
To class. I have a professor with a hot Scottish accent…maybe I want him to think of me a little bit, so what, who cares?
Church. duh.
I would use this T shirt during a long wait in a queue to buy the new iphone 5 this way I would be killing time looking at those who are looking at me, and making friends
While riding my bike, while laying in the pool and gettin my tan on, meeting a new boyfriend’s parents, meeting someone from okcupid, at church, in the shower, etc. Pretty much everywhere.
GIMME THIS SHIRT DAMN IT!
I’d go to a Karaoke bar and sing “say say say” by Paul McCartney or anything by David Bowie. Do I win for Naming the boys you love? Granted i totally would do this.
At the manliest bar around!
I’d wear it in line to vote. People at the polling place need to lighten up.
These are AMAZING.
To my band’s first gig- my boyfriend’s parents will be there; they haven’t met me yet.
Or a wet T-shirt contest.
On a first date with Rico Zombie. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmeELC5EGv4)
Probably to my internship at a hospital!
I would wear that at my next church picnic. Elders are gonna hate me!! lol
I’d give it to my grandmother to wear. She’s 84.
I’m a 32A so I will wear it everywhere, all of the time, and flaunt my boobs!!
so nice blog . i love it . .
Parfum pas cher
I’ve been planning a trip to The Vatican for a while. This would be PERFECT.
Williamsburg and/or Bushwick, just for the irony of it, if there’s any irony in wearing the this shirt.
I’m flying to California in a couple of months. I’m not the best flyer — I used to be fine but now I get anxiety attacks especially with the full-body scanners. I cannot handle those. I refuse to through them though the alternative is not really better: they get a female TSA agent to do a full body pat down. So, please, imagine me, standing there with my arms out, wearing this shirt, as a pair of gloved TSA hands touches me along the bra line……
This shirt is a bit ethnically limiting. They got ones for sistas?
When I want attention: In my family portrait. My sister’s trying to distract from the baby weight she hasn’t lost. Also, I’m a middle child, and I want to finally be noticed FOR ALL RIGHT THE REASONS.
When I’m crying for help: Feminist rally.
When I want to fit in: Low-rent amusement park.
in class
I’d where this at a disco
so that males will break their necks turning heads checking out my titties 
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I would wear it at a breast cancer awareness meeting.
To my own funeral.
What do you mean where would I? Where wouldn’t I. It’d quickly become the most washed shirt I have. I’d wear it to work, auto parts store, Magic Mountain, my kid’s piano recital and fishing. The only place I wouldn’t wear it, between you and I, would be sears because that’s just crazy.
I would flash dance in a bank to “I Like To Move it Move it.”, then proceed to the bank teller and request all they moneyyyyyy!
if i was still in high school, i would wear it for senior photo day. but i’m not in high school anymore so i would probably wear fauxreal under a sweater and flash strangers and yell “SIKE!” everytime. but it’s most likely i’ll wear it while surfing the internet, like fauxrealzzzzz.
When I *casually* bump into the 10th Doctor, ask him for a photo and politely ask him to stand behind me acting as if he’s grabbing my boobs
Dinner with my grandmother would be a nice ocasion
Dinner after visiting church, I mean >:D