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What do you do when your ex leaves you for his A-list actress ex girlfriend?
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What would When Harry Met Sally...
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You make my life omg. Please never change.
I think one great way to get over a breakup is to take a vacation. That said, you should visit Austin. I’ll give you ideas on where to stay, places to visit, and things to see.
Oh shit. I don’t think I’m prepared for a break-up. Mental Note: Must get business cards and stock up on Stoli… STAT! Thanks for the warning Almie.
seriously amazing.
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omg. Actually just got dumped tonight, only to find this gem waiting for me on my Google Reader.
1. Thank you.
2. Wish you were coming to the bar with me tonight.
3. I’ve had enough glasses of wine to really feel those antioxidants
Cheers!
2:16 to 2:21 is tina fey playing liz lemmon-esque and it’s perfect.
Hahaha, you are fantastic. Kudos to you for the SATC (acronyms: so hot right now) quote, one of my favorite moments from television.
No joke, this is exactly what I am like right now. Laugh/ cry/ drink /buy lipstick at Sephora/ cry more. Officially on my way out to pick up some Gala Apple Stoli. Thx again for brightening my day in this tough time!
So what, you’re still a rock star.
Love it Almie
I am a BUSINESSWOMAN, with BUSINESS CARDS!
actually this reminds me – after breaking up with someone last year i went directly to a house party got drunk, and ended up giving out BUSINESSCARDS so that the whole world knew I had important shit to do. Yeah. Cringetastic 🙁
Come and see me if your ever in the general Nepal neighbourhood.
You need to send me one of those business cards because they look really killer and I’m pretty vain, so I need to see my work in print.
Also, you’re right.
It’s not alcoholism if you drink at night.
Best post in a while. .. welcome back! 🙂
Honestly, you are amazing and this is your pinnacle. I’ve been following this blog since its first entries and I am always too scared to comment. But this is too great to pass.
I blast “Stronger” whenever I am heartbroken to remind me of the confidence and capital-letter-anger that Kanye can provide me.
You. Are. TOO. Funny. This is the first time commenting but I’m obsessed with your blog. Check out mine if you are so inclined! I just did a post on Twitter I feel like you would appreciate.
1. Those business cards look sick awesome in print. What Jamie said to wanting one to put on our fridge. Like proud mamas!
2. You’re like, the funniest ever ever.
3. EVER
I LOVE U
looooool very funny video, but i was especially impressed with how realistic your crying was. you should be nominated for an award for that part.
This may be one of the most awesome blog posts ever. You need your own TV show.
this is great. you are great.
tragically hilarious!
This is what I’ve been doing for about five months, but last week, someone stole my cat. I am not joking in the least.
HAHAHAHAHA. best video ever.
Who in their right mind would ever break up with you? His loss. SERIOUSLY.
Oh….wait a second. Is this video out of sarcasm? Silly me. Well in the future if some guy does, now you know my feelings.
No, I really did get broken up with. Thank you!
okay i stumbleupon your blog …and today i was having the shittiest day ever but you gurl made me laugh. this is so true about the bottle. I did this so many times…OMG! thanks
“It’s great cos you can feel all those antioxidants” LOOOOOL
holy monkeys. you are hysterical. this is so. good. “i’m a jackass.” “no i’m not I’M AWESOME !” totally been there.
thanks for the giggs.
xxx
Agee with KW. Who in the hell would break up with you? Loved it. You are quite a character.
Holy shit! This was awesome. I am your newest fan! You rock. The world needs more badass “business woman” like you.