Aug

20

2012

How to land a musician boyfriend.

This is going to be part one of a saga. Here is what I have so far:

1. Be a model.

Posted in: dating, music, relationships

{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

Ami August 21, 2012 at 5:10 am

I knew it. Shit.

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Almie Rose August 21, 2012 at 10:09 am

LOLLLLLLLLL

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Sasha Lane August 21, 2012 at 10:28 am

Looks like I have a lot of work to do

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Almie Rose August 21, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Every journey begins with a single step.

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Tony Archer August 21, 2012 at 2:09 pm

That’s all? There are plenty of “models” all over the internet, but then again there are also a lot of “musicians” and “DJs”… So yeah, this logic is sound. High five!

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Almie Rose August 21, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Here is what happened. I thought I hit “save” on this post, so I could work on it later. Instead I hit “publish.” There is def more. I made an oopsie. But I don’t delete anything I write on here, so here it is. OH THE HUGH GRANITY.

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D August 21, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Not according to Prince.

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Almie Rose August 21, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Whaaa? Which Prince girlfriend are you referring to? They were all models.

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B August 22, 2012 at 1:26 pm

“You don’t have to be beautiful to turn me on.”

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Almie Rose September 10, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Yeah but that doesn’t mean they’re beautiful.

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Ginny August 21, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Shit I’m out of the game already? I was hoping “own more than one cat” was number 1. Maybe somewhere else down the list?

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Kaitlin August 22, 2012 at 3:58 pm

haha! i love that you accidentally hit publish. seems legit. i have to say though…

one could just move to Olympia, WA. this place is crawling with “musicians” and it is almost impossible to date someone who is not. you’re bound to find one you like.

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Alley Cat August 26, 2012 at 6:04 pm

It’s a lot easier nowadays… times have changed.

Also, important note: It depends on the level/caliber of musician you want.
It seems showing vague interest in their ‘ability’ wins them over pretty quickly.

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May September 26, 2012 at 9:13 am

Lol! Yes, I suppose this would be sound logic for getting a famous rockstar boyfriend.

There are all types of musicians. My boyfriend happens to be a classical flautist. All I had to do was attend an art school and be my own strange self. Which means my own strange EGL, visual artsy, forensic illustrate-y, morbid, dead pan, bad-punny self. He digs it. I don’t know why, but hey. I don’t question these things.

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