Friends, a few years ago I found a book in my parent’s garage from the 1960 titled “Datebook’s Complete Guide To Dating”. You can bet your sweet bippy that excerpts are going to appear on this blog along with my charming commentary. If that’s something you’re interested in then stick around. Otherwise you can go fuck yourself, RYAN SEACREST. STOP CALLING ME. I TOLD YOU I’M NOT INTERESTED. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Until then, Happy Pesach!
Audrey Hepburn does not approve of your shenanigans.