Happy Hanukah! That being said, Happy Christmas! My dearest friend Laura of Gumdrop Lane and I recorded two holiday cards for everyone and we’d like to share them with you. Find them at Gumdrop Lane. And keep checking her page for our special ~~Christmas Movie~~ that will probably embarrass us.

You can tell Christmas is coming because people are getting crazy and mean. At work some woman threw a hissy fit over five cents that she claimed I owed her but I did not because I counted her change twice but finally I just gave it to her so she would leave and stop making me feel stupid even though she was wrong. On the bright side, Marcia Cross came in and was really nice. It’s always the people who play total bitches that are the kindest, and the people who look kind who are total bitches. Know this.