Hello everyone! I haven’t updated in a while, I know. I’m sorry. JUST KIDDING, I’M NOT SORRY. Look for my post on weddings later in the week. For now, here are some videos:
This one is my super low-budget commercial for Hand Made T-shirts By Kenzie. And no, she’s not paying me or anything, I just love her stuff with a an exploding passion.
And here’s a brand new video that I am premiering here on my blog! This is what happens when I write late into the night.
I’m curious about you guys: if you could get a t-shirt with anything on it, what would you get?
“Lemon Curry”
But no one would get it.
I have this shirt that says “Hard Rock Cafe – Tschernobyl” that’s my favorite. Especially when people come up to me and ask what Tschernobyl is like.
Oh my God, Hard Rock Cafe shirts. I remember wanting one so badly because Stacey of The Baby-Sitters Club had one. Or maybe it was Claudia. I think Claudia bought it went she went to visit Stacey in NYC. Or maybe they both had one. Those books were so good except for the baby-sitting parts.
I dressed like Claudia all through sixth grade. There are photos. But you will not see them.
No one will.
ever.
EVER.
I did too, in starting in 5th grade. I did the whole overalls over colored tights with black cowboy boots. Oh man.
I wore that outfit last week.
WORK IT.
That on your tumblr photo of Tyrone Power with the caption “bone zone” made me lol.
I want a shirt with a picture of Encyclopedia Brown. He was the best. Remember that time that he (Go to page 65 to see if YOU knew how Rahul was going to finish this comment)
AHAHAHAHAHA
Your Samara impression is now the new gold standard for all comedy in my life. You just beat out animals wearing people clothes (which has been known to make me laugh for at least 20 minutes). Way to go! Now I must think of an amazing t-shirt to commission as a thank you to Kenzie for making the shirt that caused this video to exist…
WHAAAT, NO, REALLY? BETTER THAN ANIMALS WEARING PEOPLE CLOTHES????
I’m honored.
lol, wait- the coyotes sound different on my side of the hill…
If I could get a shirt, it’d be of cereal (like the frosted wheat dude that pumps up the kids to learn at school) eating a bowl of mini wheats… but like, all of them are trying to swim out of the bowl of milk or something.
FUCK I WANT THAT SHIRT THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
At the bottom it should say, for no reason at all, “How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over ’em mountains?”
Almie, will you marry me?
POWER COUPLE.
After much consideration, I’ve decided that I would like a shirt of an otter wearing a leather jacket and Mr. T flying jetpacks together and holding hands.
Or perhaps Pacman eating cherries and pretzels and such with a knife and fork.
Aahaha the Pacman one, YES. But why not do all? Her prices are insanely reasonable!
Wow. I am fucking brilliant when I start drinking wine at like 2 in the afternoon. I totally forgot about writing either of those things!
I will totally have all of my crazy ideas made reality at some point in the future!
AHAHAHAHA. WELCOME TO TEAM APOCALYPSTICK!
Dude, I’ve always been Team Apocalypstick! I’ve been coming up with taglines for your blog all week.Stay tuned!