Listen, I just want everyone to get laid/fall in love/find a mate/find a date/any or all of the above. So I’m here to help you with your online dating profile. I know what works and what doesn’t. In the past, I’ve written about the subject here and in Genlux Magazine. I write about dating here on my blog, Apocalypstick, on The Frisky, and have a YouTube video series answering reader questions about dating/relationships. Whether it’s OKCupid or Match or whatever else is out there, I can help you craft an awesome profile.
Normally I would charge for an initial consultation (asking you what you’re looking for, reviewing your profile, getting your backstory) but I’m throwing that in for free for first time clients.
I start at $50. For that price I do one round of editing of your profile, plus further suggestions. I’ll be using all my notes on you as well as your general “feel”, so that your profile is is still essentially you, but is edited to get your best self out there. I’ll send you the draft and explain why I made these changes. I will also review your photos and let you know what I think.
If you want to get even more intensive, I can completely re-write it. This goes a step further than editing it. You can also show me your favorite photos of yourself, as many as you want, and I can pick which ones I think would be best. I can also consult with you on potential matches that you’re interested in, and from there can write messages for you, or reply to ones that have been sent to you. That’s $100.
(And for $150 can go even beyond that. If you’re interested, we can talk.)
I’ll also throw in a free message + response to someone you want to reach out to, or who reaches out to you.
If you’re here, you probably have an idea of my writing style, experience, and point of view. And I want to ensure you that if you’re interested in doing this, I’m not going to do anything TO you, I’m going to do it WITH you. I would never force you to change anything if it made you uncomfortable or was totally not you.
Let’s get started: email me!
Hugs and high fives,
No thanks, I want to go home.