Good evening, paper gangstas. I hope your weekend was EXPLOSIVE. I got a question on formspring asking me why I don’t do more videos and if maybe I could answer some questions in a video. I totally can. Though I don’t know if people really care to ask me any questions or to know the answers to these questions. But if you do:
and I’ll reply with the answer in a little video for your enjoyment.
I hope this isn’t a disastuh.
xxoo
What do you do when your ex leaves you for his A-list actress ex girlfriend?
How do you land a musician boyfriend?
What's it like to make a total jackass of yourself when you meet that actor you've had a crush on for years?
What would When Harry Met Sally...
look like in 2013?
Am I hungry?
These questions and more are answered and explored by Almie Rose in "I Forgot To Be Famous";
essays and how-to's about dating, relationships, living in Los Angeles, and how they all crash into each other, like the car chase scene in the mall in the Blues Brothers movie...which she hasn't seen, but is not at all opposed to.
Who does your eyebrows? They are amazingly well groomed.
I don't have a question, I just want to see you make your best monkey face for the camera.
-Daniel
It won't be a disastuh, you couldn't blow anything… I mean that in a good way.
This photo is old so I can't remember who did my brows then but lately I've been a huge fan of sugaring. Studio Alexandria in Brentwood is AWESOME for that.
Just don't stop writing…. your writing has helped people figure out the answers to questions they didn't even know they had… and the good laughs have been nice for the soul too.
Unable to leave questions, wanted to make sure you know that.
Sugaring is dated, you should try "vurming." It is the application of this mildly caustic yeast paste. It also dissolves blemishes, like, freckles and moles, and fingerprints and stuff. I love it.
In this photo, you remind me a little of Claire Forlani in the movie Basquiat (about which she said: "Basquiat is the first thing I've done that I'm really proud of").
Here's a photo of her from that time:
http://www.netglimse.com/images/celebs/bio//forlani_7.jpg
Thanks everyone!