You guys. YOU GUYS. I cannot get over this Will & Kate thing, I really can’t. I am like, mourning their wedding. I want it to happen again. It should be a series. Each episode they have a different wedding and at each one Elton John sings a different version of “Candle In The Wind.” I love it all. Except Pippa, I don’t really get Pippa. Is she going to be a thing now? Can we not? She’s not as plain as Kate but not in a cute way, so what am I supposed to do with her? Kate’s plainness is her appeal. Pippa’s is her downfall. Who am I talking to?
I said in the past that I want to marry a prince, but really what I want is attention and security and money and a pretty dress and a big wedding and a catch of a husband BUT THERE’S NO POINT BECAUSE THEY ALREADY HAD THE BEST WEDDING EVER SO I’M JUST GOING TO GIVE UP. They WON at weddings. Minus ten points for The King’s Speech rendition of Kate’s Jolie brother-like brother’s reading but he was probably super nervous. I know I would be. Just kidding, I would be so drunk it would be awesome. I’d be like, “lol Posh Spice why are you here?” And I would actually say “L-O-L” instead of laughing, because I Am Internet.
What is wrong with me? Why am I so fascinated with someone else’s wedding? WHY AM I EXCITED FOR THEIR FUTURE TOGETHER? WHY DO I WANT TO RELIEVE THEIR SPECIAL DAY? At least I have that Lifetime movie about them. Or I did, until I moved. You can’t take your DVR records with you. My life is really hard, guys. I panicked when I thought I didn’t get OWN here. Turns out, it is here. But it’s just not enough.
Does anyone else feel this way? Or am I totally royally bonkers?
Royally bonkers, but at least you know it.
Pippa is boring. Why is everyone so enamored of her?
I don’t know! She reminds me of this one time where I sat around and did nothing.
I find this oddly endearing about you.
Thank God someone does! Miss you, beebs.
“I Am Internet” LoL
Thank you for feeling this way. And thank you for letting me know that issue of Vanity Fair exists.
Thank YOU.
hahaha know the feeling!!
In my mind we are soooo friends!!!
HIGH FIVE!
I wouldn’t worry, you’re not the only one. I have a friend that brought all the memorabilia (including the mugs) + went to a fancy wedding-watching party + everything. And she was one of a few, the day they got married all of London went a bit mental. 🙂
But I’m American, doesn’t that make it especially sad?
I am so not in tune with the Pippa movement either. I mean, does she even have a job? All I see her doing is walking down the street looking deliriously happy. If that’s her job, I’m looking for full-time employment with the same company.
However! I am RIGHT THERE WITH YOU about Wills and Kate. It needs to be a daily showing. Mandatory.
AHAHAHAA!
Anytime someone mentions Pippa I think of PippyLongstockings which is weird since I have no idea who/what Pippy Longstockings is/was other than she had some sort of sock issue.
Will and Kate plus 8…weddings.
I apologize for everything I just said.
Would it be so bad if networks replayed it at night instead of paid commercial announcements? So I could wake up in the middle of the night unable to sleep, turn on the TV, and it would be on CNBC or CBS? Or both?
You are talking to me in this post. While I like Heather’s idea of their wedding being played at night instead of shake weight commercials I need a new wedding with a new dress, and blah blah blah. Make this happen England!
Oh and I had a cable repairman come by last weekend only to tell me I needed a new DVR box which meant I would lose all my movies, tv shows, etc. saddest.day.ever.
I was more excited about this wedding than I was when the “children” of our own royal family celebrated their weddings. Crazy.
And yeah, Pippa. I don’t get it either. Also I don’t understand what’s so spectacular about her butt.
It’s impossible for me not to click on any Will & Kate related link. Also, it’s impossible for me not to absentmindedly search for new images when I’m bored. AND THIS IS ME REHABBING. Immediately following #RW11, I mentioned Will and Kate at least once in every conversation. Which, obviously, because six degrees of Wills & Kate is going to do what fetch never could (HAPPEN).
I thought the wedding was great–except one thing. FOLDING CHAIRS???!!???! WTF. So completely tacky. Oh and Victoria Beckham looked like Violet Beauregarde.
OMG I HADN’T EVEN NOTICED THAT!!! YOU’RE RIGHT, FOLDING CHAIRS ARE RIDIC, THEY’RE THE ROYAL FAMILY, THEY SHOULD HAVE SAT EVERYONE IN LEATHER ARMCHAIRS.
I still have their wedding on my DVR. That’s how badly I don’t want it to end.
Also, what are you talking about? Totally took a full DVR and moved it from WA to AK. Your DVR lied to you.
I actually thought at some point in time Prince William and I would get married. Might have something to do with living in Oz and never having actually met the fella… I dunno, but it didn’t really turn out as I expected.
Actually, further to my previous comment, I just have to say how incredibly ‘common’ it made me feel. So inferior.
I just read this and have to tell you that I saw the Lifetime Will and Kate movie on amazon when I was buying the BBC DVD of their wedding. So yeah I totally get what you’re saying and am obsessed with them. Now that they’re on their royal tour, I scour the Internet for pics every single day.
I may need to acquire a hobby.
P.S. Your blog is kickass.
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