Romantic Comedy.

Mar
17
2011

romantic comedy

 

Umbrella — Mandy Moore

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38 thoughts on “Romantic Comedy.”

  1. Kate

    I’d watch that. Regularly. And then Tweet about it on the Twitter that I don’t actually have.
    THIS IS GREAT.
    Only Marge has to be played by the sister from “The Trotsky” with the slightly awkward bangs.
    But maybe not.

    1. Almie Rose Post author

      Thank you Kate. I was worried no one would “get it.” But if one person gets it, that’s enough. I will film this in my backyard and send you a DVD with commentary.

  2. Sophia

    I am definitely using “Which do you prefer, Home Alone, or Home Alone 2: Lost In New York?” as a first date question from now on. Now I just need to figure out what your answer says about you!

    1. Almie Rose Post author

      I use it regularly. However what my friend and I realized is that we are the only ones who prefer H2:LiNY. Is it us? Or is it them?

  7. Tony Archer

    Boy, I’ve really learned a lot today. For instance: Boobs have the power to change a person’s location within space and time. (One can only assume that this was caused by the boobs.) Also, if you are a bad date and completely ignore a girl’s very important question about the Kevin McAllister Saga (a.k.a. Home Alone 1&2), you WILL be killed by lions.
    And finally, chicks named Marge are in charge and are women.
    I would fund the hell out of this project.

      1. Tony Archer

        Duh. We’re like totes movie soulmates and such. By the way, I have ALWAYS preferred Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. Sticky Bandits > Wet Bandits. FACT.

  8. Greg

    This is something I would be proud to have written, particularly the last page and a half. I would strongly urge you to raise $5,000 and turn this into a short film. I’m not sure what to do about the NY scenes, but this needs to be seen. By lots of people.

    Maybe you can do two sequels, one with tigers, one with bears.

    1. Almie Rose Post author

      Thank you!

      For the NY scenes I’ll take the tram tour at Universal Studios, hop off, get to the NYC/big city set and film it guerrilla style.

  10. Rahul

    The fact that “crowbars up” has not become a staple in American culture and something stupid like cats that can’t spell has is the whole reason we’re bombing stuff in Libya.

    It’s science really.

    Also, I would like to buy your screenplay. I already have a director. McG.

    1. Almie Rose Post author

      Awesome, but I was thinking Jon Waters. Is there a combination of the two, or is that just Tarantino? In which case, ew no thanks.

  11. Emily

    this was already amazing and then your date arrived WITH THAT NAME and I had to twitch all over laughing while pretending to sneeze or something really awkward during this Very Serious meeting about our domestic violence program.

    …i went to your high school.

    bravo.

  12. Sss

    “Fucking lions, man”. Who knew they could overcome the lack of opposable thumbs to shoot you in the chest? I give it five stars.

    1. Almie Rose Post author

      That’s the twist ending! Well it’s the twist ending of the twist ending! FUCK NOW I GAVE AWAY BOTH TWIST ENDINGS.

  14. the flatulent cob

    I feel it necessary to comment on the Bacon.

    Bacon is awesome, so awesome that Lady Gaga had a purse made of it. And now it is in your masterpiece.

    Thank you for featuring Bacon.

    PS: you are cool and this is pure genius.

    1. Almie Rose Post author

      This actually happened to me at a bar in Cape Cod. They brought out cups of bacon instead of cups of nuts or pretzels. I HAVE A PHOTO TO PROVE IT.

      Thank you!

    1. Almie Rose Post author

      I am going to name all male characters in anything I write Brian Wogensen from now on. 1. It’s just an awesome name 2. The delight 3. He’s a great guy

      THIS SUMMER, YOU’LL SAY WHOA. AS IN WOGENSEN. BRIAN WOGENSEN. JULY 2012. STARRING BRADLEY COOPER.

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