Jul

14

2010

How To Get Over A Break-Up.

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Posted in: dating, relationships, video, wonky advice, yeah I might be drunk

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SS July 14, 2010 at 1:46 pm

You make my life omg. Please never change.

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daniel July 14, 2010 at 3:05 pm

I think one great way to get over a breakup is to take a vacation. That said, you should visit Austin. I’ll give you ideas on where to stay, places to visit, and things to see.

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Andrea July 14, 2010 at 5:02 pm

Oh shit. I don’t think I’m prepared for a break-up. Mental Note: Must get business cards and stock up on Stoli… STAT! Thanks for the warning Almie.

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Daynasaur July 14, 2010 at 5:14 pm

seriously amazing.

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Kelsey July 14, 2010 at 5:45 pm

omg. Actually just got dumped tonight, only to find this gem waiting for me on my Google Reader.
1. Thank you.
2. Wish you were coming to the bar with me tonight.
3. I’ve had enough glasses of wine to really feel those antioxidants

Cheers!

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erin July 14, 2010 at 7:23 pm

2:16 to 2:21 is tina fey playing liz lemmon-esque and it’s perfect.

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Bea July 14, 2010 at 8:02 pm

Hahaha, you are fantastic. Kudos to you for the SATC (acronyms: so hot right now) quote, one of my favorite moments from television.

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Brittany July 14, 2010 at 9:31 pm

No joke, this is exactly what I am like right now. Laugh/ cry/ drink /buy lipstick at Sephora/ cry more. Officially on my way out to pick up some Gala Apple Stoli. Thx again for brightening my day in this tough time!

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Ari July 14, 2010 at 10:58 pm

So what, you’re still a rock star.

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Ajnabee July 15, 2010 at 12:29 am

Love it Almie

I am a BUSINESSWOMAN, with BUSINESS CARDS!

actually this reminds me – after breaking up with someone last year i went directly to a house party got drunk, and ended up giving out BUSINESSCARDS so that the whole world knew I had important shit to do. Yeah. Cringetastic :(

Come and see me if your ever in the general Nepal neighbourhood.

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Jamie July 15, 2010 at 1:13 am

You need to send me one of those business cards because they look really killer and I’m pretty vain, so I need to see my work in print.

Also, you’re right.

It’s not alcoholism if you drink at night.

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Brandi July 15, 2010 at 11:39 am

Best post in a while. .. welcome back! :)

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Yamini July 15, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Honestly, you are amazing and this is your pinnacle. I’ve been following this blog since its first entries and I am always too scared to comment. But this is too great to pass.

I blast “Stronger” whenever I am heartbroken to remind me of the confidence and capital-letter-anger that Kanye can provide me.

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Emma Aubry July 15, 2010 at 6:31 pm

You. Are. TOO. Funny. This is the first time commenting but I’m obsessed with your blog. Check out mine if you are so inclined! I just did a post on Twitter I feel like you would appreciate.

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nicole antoinette July 15, 2010 at 6:46 pm

1. Those business cards look sick awesome in print. What Jamie said to wanting one to put on our fridge. Like proud mamas!

2. You’re like, the funniest ever ever.

3. EVER

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Molly July 17, 2010 at 3:38 am

I LOVE U

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SS July 18, 2010 at 1:18 pm

looooool very funny video, but i was especially impressed with how realistic your crying was. you should be nominated for an award for that part.

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Greg July 21, 2010 at 8:36 pm

This may be one of the most awesome blog posts ever. You need your own TV show.

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liz August 9, 2010 at 7:16 pm

this is great. you are great.

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tawniethetiger October 22, 2010 at 1:59 am

tragically hilarious!

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basiamc November 14, 2010 at 12:55 am

This is what I’ve been doing for about five months, but last week, someone stole my cat. I am not joking in the least.

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C January 2, 2011 at 1:48 pm

HAHAHAHAHA. best video ever.

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K.W. January 2, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Who in their right mind would ever break up with you? His loss. SERIOUSLY.

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K.W. January 2, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Oh….wait a second. Is this video out of sarcasm? Silly me. Well in the future if some guy does, now you know my feelings.

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Almie Rose January 2, 2011 at 2:00 pm

No, I really did get broken up with. Thank you!

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Looking4 Purpose January 31, 2011 at 10:57 am

okay i stumbleupon your blog …and today i was having the shittiest day ever but you gurl made me laugh. this is so true about the bottle. I did this so many times…OMG! thanks

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MissShiv February 24, 2011 at 3:39 am

“It’s great cos you can feel all those antioxidants” LOOOOOL

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Emmy February 26, 2011 at 11:34 pm

holy monkeys. you are hysterical. this is so. good. “i’m a jackass.” “no i’m not I’M AWESOME !” totally been there.
thanks for the giggs.
xxx

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JS September 3, 2011 at 12:26 am

Agee with KW. Who in the hell would break up with you? Loved it. You are quite a character.

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