I’ve been away and I’m sorry about that. But. BUT. YOU CAN TELL ME TO STUFF MY SORRYS IN A SACK, BECAUSE I COME WITH ANOTHER SACK. OF GIFTS. OF POMPOSITY. Sort of. My interview with Jason Lewis (aka Smith Jerrod) is out and ready to read in the latest issue of Genlux! The Summer 2010 issue, the one with Jessica Alba on the cover!
Now if you don’t get Genlux, guess what?? Thanks to the wonder of the Internet and the fine people at Genlux, you can read it ONLINE. AND EVEN CLICK THE PAGES AND THE PAGES TURN AND IT MAKES A NOISE LIKE IF YOU WERE REALLY TURNING PAGES. THIS IS THE FUTURE! MEET GEORGE JETSON! HIS BOY ELROY! DAUGHTER JUDY! JANE, HIS WIFE! DISGRUNTLED ROBOT!
Go here: http://www.genlux.com/inthisissue.htm. Hint: page 36 for the interview. My regular column is on page 114 and it’s about — what else — my hatred for Facebook. I KNOW, I KNOW. I also wrote something else in there — try to find it! You know, if you’re an unpaid intern at some production company and are really, really bored at work.
Oh man–congratulations. Clicking through and reading that like it’s my joooob.
Yay!!! Thanks!
I got the magazine at my house – in print and everything. Nobody in my house knows why we get it – but we do! And I saw your stuff and you’re super ~*coool*~ and totally ~*famous*~!!
We also just got liiiiike 4 issues of Rolling Stone at once for some reason. Which nobody ordered because it’s horrible…So not only was it a good day because I saw your writing in Genlux, but I also got to see Lady Gaga’s bottom! Both cheeks!!
D’AWWWW! I love you and I love your house, you get Genlux and endless bottles of Dom from sources unknown. PARTY???
Thank you!!
NICELY DONE. I do hope Messr. Lewis really is as nice as he sounds.
You know, if you’re an unpaid intern at some production company and are really, really bored at work.
…are you watching me right now?
Congrats Almie! Your article and your column were awesome, as to be expected.
Jess
Love your blog & always look forward to it! But I especially LOVED your Facebook column–could not agree more with you! ..That damn Pink Heart of Doom!
Woman, your writing blows my mind every single time. Thank you. And about my blog, I just moved it to the linked website along with this lovely comment.
Anyway, thank you. And if you ever quit I’ll track you down and glue your wrists to the edge of your laptop.
Toodeloo!
This comment is coming to me like a warm friendly hug and a sexy slap on the ass all at once. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And I’ll update your link in my blogroll! xoxoxo.