Here’s a little clip of what you’ll see in part 2 of Apocalypstick & Max Landis offer you advice.
We got a LOT of questions this time, so it’s going to take me longer to edit it. I may have to pull some Harry Potter shit and split it into two parts. I’ll try not to.
In the meantime, please enjoy this thoughtful and funny piece by Laurenne Sala. It has the wit and hilarity of a New Yorker cartoon. But with vaginae: Fruitcake
Feel free to use this post as a discussion of our videos, oral sex, vaginal odor, and vulva perfume. Please DO NOT use this post to talk about Charlie Sheen. This is a SHEEN-FREE ZONE. Yes, he’s so amusing and funny with his “tiger blood” and “winning” but he BEATS WOMEN and says HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT JEWS. Of all people who deserve attention, he is at the bottom of my list. So if you want to Sheenize, take that shit to Twitter, or better yet, NOWHERE.
Thank you! And yes, I did change my font, because Helvetica gives me such a heartboner.
GAH I love your ring and your bangs and your sass and I just can’t wait. Betty White and I are gonna have a viewing party.
FOREVER 21!!
WINNING!
HA.
The code for Helvetica was written in Tigerblood.
YOU MIGHTY DUCK, YOU.
I refuse to use even Charlie Sheen references. Emilio and Martin all the way.
At this point I think Emilio will be harder to find than Osama.
As I was fast forwarding through something I recorded, I caught a glimpse of Emilio & Martin at some sort of press conference. I never want my brother and dad to apologize for me on TV. That’s a whole new level of embarrassment.
THAT IS AN AMAZING SETTING, WHERE IS THAT!!
also, I have never commented here before, but I <3 your blog and just needed to ask that question. 😀
Thank you Mermy!
It’s Max’s library at his parents’ house. Way better than my Union Jack flag taped to the wall.
firstly that lirbrary is amazing, secondly, i maybe want to marry max landis?
You’ll find all about Max’s feelings on marriage in the upcoming video!
I was talking about the New Yorker last night. I wish Laurenne wrote for them because maybe I wuld understand one of the cartoons. I don’t get it. I also don’t understand the movie reviews. Do they like the movie? Hate it?
I wasn’t done! Now I’ve lost the moment. In conclusion. VAGINA.
LOL. the trick is to read the last line of the review.
HEY NEW YORKER HIRE APOCALYPSTICK
This was me, I logged in wrong. HOW EMBARRASSING.
I must ask, and forgive me for my bluntness, but are you and Max…
I must ask, and forgive me for my bluntness, but are you and Max… Please clarify, so the single girl (or gay) population can know if it’s safe to make innuendos.
Related? No.
incest is never funny
Have you seen “Dogtooth”?
Nope. And after viewing the trailer I don’t think I’ll be seeing it. Poor cat.
IT’S ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY! I AM A HUUUGE CAT LOVER, I WOULD NEVER FIND THIS FUNNY, BUT IN CONTEXT IT’S HILARIOUS. It’s not really good just kind of hanging out in the trailer.
Well on that endorsement, I think I’ll round up some friends and drink wine while watching. You know, just to make it that much funnier.
No, we’re not. Innuendo your ass off. Or innuendo it right on over to me.
To add, God no.
hahah I can’t believe you answered my font question! I felt so stupid for asking lol
No, dude, I GET IT.