WHAT I LOVE ABOUT LOST

Matthew Fox’s clean shaven face.

When it reminds me of “Twin Peaks.”

No Brandon Walsh.

Desmond.

The first season.

The way Miles looks and acts like Billy Crystal.

Jack’s constant crying.

The way every episode ends with a slow zoom of someone’s shocked/scared face with a swirl of trumpets and then L O S T

That Michael shot Anna Lucia.

The cliffhangers.

 

WHAT I HATE ABOUT LOST

Matthew Fox’s Ron Burgundy beard.

When it reminds me of bad James Bond movie, the Pierce Brosnan years.

No Brenda Walsh.

No one ever asks questions. It’s never, “Oh, where did this Scottish guy with half of his shirt buttoned come from, and why are we trusting him?”, “Hey guys, what are The Others?”, “Where did you get that gun?” etc.

There are way too many people who happened upon that island.

Josh Holloway’s dramatic acting.

Jack’s constant crying.

The way every episode ends with me having to go online to understand what I just watched.

That Michael shot half the island.

The cliffhangers.

 

Time Of The Assassins — Charlotte Gainsbourg