party

Dec

6

2012

Fashion spirit.

This is my most stylish, spirited outfit. You were probably expecting something a little less glamorous. I know. But I’m not kidding when I say that when I don this lion onesie, it’s like I have a whole new outlook on life. I feel freer. I dance more. It has pockets. Pockets! I like to […]

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Posted in: clothes, lighten up it's just fashion, party

Full disclosure: this post is sponsored by AZO. Keep it real, ladies. The holiday express is choo chooing down the track and you either have to hop on or jump in front of it. Hopefully, you jump on it. If you jumped in front of it, you can’t read this anymore. Because you’re dead. Because […]

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Posted in: dating, fear and loathing, let's just talk from our hearts, party, relationships, sex

A while ago I wrote a piece for my blog titled “Stop hitting on me” that people both praised me and critized me for. I think the criticisms came from people thinking I was bemoaning how hot I am and how I’m sooooo sick of male attention. Not even close. I don’t think that and […]

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Posted in: celebrities, fear and loathing, let's just talk from our hearts, Los Angeles, party

Apr

25

2012

Brokechella.

  Coachella is not my idea of fun; it’s more my idea of let’s make Uncle Almie cry. There’s lots of people, dirty hot sweaty people, and you have to throw money everywhere. If you can rock it out there, by all means, have fun in the assy desert. But if you’re high maintenance and […]

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Posted in: fun times, Los Angeles, music, party, photos

Mar

20

2012

Smell ya later!

A few days ago, Max Landis shared something gross and fascinating with me. Naturally. He brought to my attention something I wasn’t aware existed and would probably be okay with never knowing existed. I am talking about Pheromone Parties. What is that? You may ask. Yourself. Where does that highway go to? I’m sorry, I […]

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Posted in: dating, i don't even know, Los Angeles, party, relationships

There’s the obvious answer: get drunk. But sometimes you don’t want to drink. Like…uh…when you already feel nauseous! Or you’re pregnant (ew). Or you’re allergic. Or someone is paying you not to. Yeah, those are pretty much the only situations where you wouldn’t drink at a party. In this scenario you have fallen under one […]

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Posted in: party, wonky advice

Photo of my dear friend Laura taken by me. My new mantra: showing up early is the new showing up late. I am so sick of pretending to be too cool to arrive anywhere before 11. It’s asinine. The people who show up”fashionably late” don’t arrive late because they’re busy all evening, no; they arrive […]

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Posted in: Los Angeles, party