By Almie Rose
Mar
13
2012
AIN’T NO THANG, JACKIE. Summer is coming. It always does. And every time it comes I am horrified because I feel I’m never ~~bathing suit ready~~. And every year I say to myself, “Fuck you summer, you will not best me, I have a yoga mat.” And every year it bests me. Except. Last May [...]
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Feb
10
2012
Oh hay just posing at a fast food BBQ joint, no big deal. Instagram @apocalypstick This going to sound like the musings of an incredibly stoned person, who is in bed eating Trader Joe’s snack mix while watching “Breaking Bad” but having to constantly rewind because they’re ironically too high to understand it, but I [...]
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Jan
25
2012
http://instagr.am/p/fOkZe/ Good news, everyone! I suck at everything! I want to cry and throw things and scream and laugh all at the same time, but I can’t. And you know why? Because I suck! I usually talk about how even when things suck you have to find a way out because the more you say [...]
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Dec
2
2011
Photo of my friend Chelsea as Edie taken by Lisa. I do, sometimes. (I’m quoting Katy Perry who sings, “Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again?”). I cringed at first with this simple “American Beauty” inspired lyric, but now when I’m feeling down all I have [...]
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Jul
22
2011
I wonder who would go to my funeral if I died. Legit dead. Water skiing accident. I don’t know how to water ski, hence the death. It kind of bums me out that I don’t have a boyfriend or husband who would show up to mourn. I know, I know, this is lame-ass or even [...]
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I think it’s pretty clear from the above exchange that I might be depressed as fuck. That or I just sit in front of the computer until I smell. But really, isn’t that the same thing? People tell you that, “Time heals all wounds.” People tell you that, “It is better to have loved and [...]
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Oct
18
2010
Fuck you, guitar man. Fuck you for looking beautiful as you got on stage with your guitar. Sure, you were dressed like a bartender and before you got on stage I thought you worked here, but now it’s all different. Fuck you for singing and playing the guitar so well. I don’t even know if [...]
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