By Almie Rose
Mar
27
2012
Soon I am moving out, presuming that I find a place, which I kind of have to presume, and I’ve been wondering if I should bother to get cable. Here is why I have cable: – I love television. – I love AMC and HBO. – Dr. Phil. Sometimes Dr. Oz. – And really, this [...]
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Mar
20
2012
A few days ago, Max Landis shared something gross and fascinating with me. Naturally. He brought to my attention something I wasn’t aware existed and would probably be okay with never knowing existed. I am talking about Pheromone Parties. What is that? You may ask. Yourself. Where does that highway go to? I’m sorry, I [...]
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Mar
2
2012
Gasp! I’ve been animated “Waking Life” style. What’s YOUR favorite Frinkle??
Jan
20
2012
Yesterday started out like the day before it and the day before that and the day before that. I was getting ready for work. I was buttoning my shirt when all of a sudden I heard a crack and pain shot through my neck. I couldn’t move my head, even the slightest. The pain was [...]
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Picture of me taken 600 years ago at MoMA by Julia Gazdag. I wrote something for Hello Giggles that will be out tomorrow/in a few days called “Top ten ways to tell you’re an adult.” (Oh hay in the mean time check out the other things I’ve written for Hello Giggles, and it will open [...]
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Dec
2
2011
Photo of my friend Chelsea as Edie taken by Lisa. I do, sometimes. (I’m quoting Katy Perry who sings, “Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again?”). I cringed at first with this simple “American Beauty” inspired lyric, but now when I’m feeling down all I have [...]
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Aug
3
2011
Someone on my Facebook wall pointed out, “ Isn’t it funny, how when things are happening with one guy it makes things possible with another? It’s like being offered a job when you’re already happily employed.” (Rachel M). Yup. Is it because you’re confident that someone likes you and things are going well that you bring [...]
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