i don’t even know

Has this ever happened to you? You’re lying in bed, trying to drift off on the ole Slumbertrain, when suddenly, out of freakin’ nowhere, a ghost pops in, rattling his chains, moaning, scaring the everloving shit out of you, ruining your evening? It has, right? Of course it has, because ghosts are fucking jerks. They’re […]



Posted in: i don't even know, no i'm not drunk, no seriously I'm not drunk, yeah I might be drunk

I’ve never had a summer fling. Those kids from Grease make it sound like such fun! If I had a summer fling, I imagine his name would be Jacques and his hair would be as dark as a David Lynch film. We’d meet in a hilarious and adorable way, like perhaps he accidentally took my drink at […]



Posted in: dating, HAVE THE GREATEST SUMMER EVER!, i don't even know, let's just talk from our hearts

Above cocktails: French 75, made by me. And yes, they were good. So, I feel like I could chronicle my life in cocktails. The good, the bad, and the ugly. Here are some cocktails I make on a semi-regular basis that describe my life. I’ve included the ingredients in case you’d like to make them […]



Posted in: i don't even know, that's disgusting

I am terrible with money. I spend money like I have it. I spend it like I’m Jay Gatsby and the all the world is one big party guest. The worst are credit cards. I have to remind myself that when I use a credit card at someplace like Starbucks, I’m basically asking the bank […]



Posted in: i don't even know, life lessons

  Two days ago I lied about having a boyfriend. I don’t do this, ever. This is one of those things I do not like to do. I do not want to feel like I have to lie about having a boyfriend to get out of an uncomfortable situation. Before I get to this story, […]



Posted in: dating, fear and loathing, i don't even know




my future self.

Okay so I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go ’round and ’round but there’s really no wheels aside from the ones in my head and they are spinning. I cannot focus on anything except the wrong things, like how loud this typing sounds and how annoying those goddamn children are next door and how […]



Posted in: fear and loathing, i don't even know, no i'm not drunk, no seriously I'm not drunk, Oh that's dark

Holden Caulfield, via J.D. Salinger once said, Don’t ever tell anybody anything.  If you do, you start missing everybody. This has always stuck with me. You know how certain songs cause you to time travel? You hear a song and your mind takes you back to where you were where you heard it and what […]



Posted in: i don't even know, memories of my youth, nostalgia, this might be a stupid post