i don’t even know

Above cocktails: French 75, made by me. And yes, they were good. So, I feel like I could chronicle my life in cocktails. The good, the bad, and the ugly. Here are some cocktails I make on a semi-regular basis that describe my life. I’ve included the ingredients in case you’d like to make them […]

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I am terrible with money. I spend money like I have it. I spend it like I’m Jay Gatsby and the all the world is one big party guest. The worst are credit cards. I have to remind myself that when I use a credit card at someplace like Starbucks, I’m basically asking the bank […]

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Posted in: i don't even know, life lessons

  Two days ago I lied about having a boyfriend. I don’t do this, ever. This is one of those things I do not like to do. I do not want to feel like I have to lie about having a boyfriend to get out of an uncomfortable situation. Before I get to this story, […]

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Posted in: dating, fear and loathing, i don't even know

May

28

2013

my future self.

Okay so I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go ’round and ’round but there’s really no wheels aside from the ones in my head and they are spinning. I cannot focus on anything except the wrong things, like how loud this typing sounds and how annoying those goddamn children are next door and how […]

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Posted in: fear and loathing, i don't even know, no i'm not drunk, no seriously I'm not drunk, Oh that's dark

Holden Caulfield, via J.D. Salinger once said, Don’t ever tell anybody anything.  If you do, you start missing everybody. This has always stuck with me. You know how certain songs cause you to time travel? You hear a song and your mind takes you back to where you were where you heard it and what […]

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Posted in: i don't even know, memories of my youth, nostalgia, this might be a stupid post

Dec

20

2012

Priorities.

(Note: this part of the story happened a few weeks ago). I freaked out when I lost this shirt. I bought it at a store in Sacramento and I went back (not just for the shirt, to see my mom) and I ran in there and said, please tell you still have them, and they […]

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Considering that I spend most of my time sighing girlishly over photos of young David Bowie, Paul McCartney, and Jarvis Cocker, it makes sense that my friend Tony made this observation: “God help us all if you ever get your hands on a time machine and some roofies.” - Tony Archer Oh ha ha Tony. No. I […]

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Posted in: David Bowie, i don't even know, paul mccartney, sex